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Yee… and I cannot stress this enough… HAW…LVL 20 dork who likes a lil bit of everything. AO3: baguetteboi42

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INTRO

I should probably make an intro, huh? Heya!

I’m Frankie, Lvl 20 sci fi/fantasy addict who firmly believes animals and books are superior to people. I’m an ISFJ. My favorite thing on the planet is silly earrings. I use all pronouns, and I’m pan/double demi! My biggest kin is Gale Dekarios from BG3, if that gives you any idea of the kind of person I am.

I choose the bear not because I don’t like men but because they’re my favorite animal and hugging one is on my bucket list.

I’m a multishipper cuz I have joy and whimsy

My big fave hobbies are singing, cooking, gaming, and reading/writing. The first thing I wrote independently was Doctor Who fanfiction. I’m a sucker for cosmic horror and baguettes. I also love to travel and go on adventures!

Autistic yapper by trade, so please say hi! <3

Fandoms include but not limited to

Tally Hall, They Might Be Giants, Portal, Project Hail Mary, Iron Lung, Dispatch, Team Fortress 2, Good Omens (still reeling from the finale), TADC (NO SPOILERS), DND, Detroit Become Human, Baldurs Gate 3, Stanley Parable, Red Dwarf, Deadpool, Doctor Who (elder fan who refuses to catch up cuz I’m still traumatized from Rose leaving), Sonic the Hedgehog (I’m not that familiar with the lore don’t grill me I will crumble), The Hunger Games, Ranma 1/2 (I’d be a terrible genderfluid if I didn’t like Ranma 1/2) Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (my favorite book of all time), Mystery Science Theater 3000, The IT Crowd, Junji Ito

No being unkind on my corner of the internet >:(

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Had a thought about bloodymary about to kiss for the first time and Grace like “are you sure? I just don’t want you to feel stuck with me if you regret this” and Simon who can’t imagine regretting anything with Grace cuz he’s the happiest he’s ever been like “Angel you don’t seem to realize how good being ‘stuck’ with you sounds either way”

And then they make out sloppy style

Idk siiighh I may be an evil genius siiiiighh

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/85944706/chapters/229694196

Drops chapter 3 of space oddity in front of you like a cat with a toy

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Read a fic where Simon told Adrien his pronouns. Yall think Eden and the COI had pronouns and queer culture like that cuz if it did that’s cool as hell

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Made a post about this earlier but felt the need to make it its own thing cuz I have an agenda to push. ELLEN RIPLEY AS HUMAN ADRIAN ELLEN RIPLEY AS HUMAN ADRIAN. Alien and The Martian were even directed by the same dude ITS COSMIC. ELLEN RIPLEY AS HUMAN ADRIEN. PLEASE ITS SO PERFECT

Why tf are people drawing them as Meryl Streep (no beef with that btw all Adrian is good Adrian) when ELLEN RIPLEY IS RIGHT THERE. SHE EVEN HAS AMAZING HAIR LIKE ROCKTIZ

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I’m surprised nobody’s drawn human Rocky like Sylvester Stallone. The guy that played the original Rocky that our boy is named after. Rocktiz is cannon in my heart and brain but OMFG it’d be so good. On that same note, I wanna see human Adrian as Ellen Ripley from Alien. Either her or the Adrien from the OG Rocky. That’d be funny as hell.

Artists please get on this

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Happy pride to my oc for the first Fallout game and her GF specifically. Miss them fr

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Sussing out lore for bloodymary fic has me feeling like

SO THATS WHEN MARS FALLS INTO A WORMHOLE-

Real quote from my lore doc

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Guys I love trolley operators as much as the next degenerate on this site but I need yall to hear me out on Eva and Ava being the same person just like 30 years + an apocalypse + a wormhole or two later. I KNOW IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT PLEASE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME-

Eva changed her name and ran away to a space station to avoid the government and that space station became the COI or something. X many years later the apocalypse has happened, the stars are gone, and she’s only ever been Ava. And now she has to save humanity and her last hope is a man who just wants to live. Again

PLEASE DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE

Also imagining Simon seeing a picture of Stratt on the Hail Mary and recognizing her and him and Grace having their own freak outs about the fact the same woman sent them to their deaths

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And I know originally there’s supposed to have been like 300 years between the quiet rapture and the events of iron lung but I SWEAR TO YALL I REMEMBER THERE BEING MENTIONS OF SIMON HAVING BEEN ON EARTH WHEN HE WAS LITTLE IT WAS MORE RECENT LIKE 30 SOMETHING YEARS IN THE MOVIE LORE AT LEAST

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Guys I love trolley operators as much as the next degenerate on this site but I need yall to hear me out on Eva and Ava being the same person just like 30 years + an apocalypse + a wormhole or two later. I KNOW IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT PLEASE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME-

Eva changed her name and ran away to a space station to avoid the government and that space station became the COI or something. X many years later the apocalypse has happened, the stars are gone, and she’s only ever been Ava. And now she has to save humanity and her last hope is a man who just wants to live. Again

PLEASE DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE

Also imagining Simon seeing a picture of Stratt on the Hail Mary and recognizing her and him and Grace having their own freak outs about the fact the same woman sent them to their deaths

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/85944706/chapters/228478956

Guess who’s back. Back. Back. Back again. Gain. Gain. “Space oddity”s back. Back. Back. Tell a friend. Friend. Friend!

Happy chapter 2! Thanks so so much for all the sweet comments on chapter one! Sorry if this was late for some people. Time zones are weird.

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Hi

Hewwo >O<

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So coltland twins pilled that whenever someone says “coltland twins au” I’m like “oh really which au? A Colt on the Hail Mary AU? A bloodymary + Colt au? Oo, maybe a college or coffeeshop au!” And I don’t even consider that the person means just… it existing in the first place. They’re just that cannon in my head.

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Does it still count as a sickfic if it’s radiation poisoning? Probably

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Good news. Chapter 2 of my bloodymary fic is making good progress. Bad news I listened to “My Iron Lung” and “Black Hole Sun” for the first time back to back while writing it. And now the boys have free will on the paper. That’s on me gang apologies

(AO3 is baguetteboi42 and fic is Space Oddity if anyone’s interested :3)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

She exists. Enjoy.

Happy pride

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Please convince me to just post the first chapter of my bloodymary fic on AO3. It has no direction past like the second chapter as is but I want to post the first chapter for the start of pride month and I’m so desperate to share but every time I read back over it i go “noooo this is terrible and nowhere near done and should never see the light of day”

Edit: she exists. My ao3 is baguetteboi42 and the fic is called Space Oddity