Sam i am

my name is cassandra! im newly 18 and I live in michigan for now. my dying wish is to meet the beautiful Hayley Williams <3

[franklintn]

#paramore after laughter vibes

[bewbin]

My son, like most families I am here to hand you down the family business. I hope you maintain the shop as well as I did and my father before me. Please keep our top 10 hottest Disney characters YouTube channel going strong for generations to come and bring our household prosperity

[norsehorseofcourse]

no! running the top 10 hottest Disney characters Youtube channel is your dream! i'm going to run the top 10 hottest Pixar characters Youtube channel

[bewbin]

UR DEAD TO ME SON! DEAD TO ME LIKE THE HOTTEST DISNEY LION NUMBER 3, MUFASA, FROM THE LION KING FRANCHISE

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[molabuddy]

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

[flowermist7432]

Here ya' go ❤️🙏

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[naamahdarling]

"You have commited a crime."

What a fucking loser.

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[naamahdarling]

"You have commited a crime."

What a fucking loser.

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

had a dream griffin mcelroy was giving tours at the aquarium as like a special guest kind of thing and every time he’d stop in front of an animal he’d be like “alright gang gather round. i have no idea what the FUCK this is” and then we’d move on

[puppybearuniverse]

[supercomposite-deactivated20220]

[franklintn]

how many fucking times can we talk about card boxes and faux flowers and shoes and and and omfg i would never and could never. i see why wedding tear people apart as much as they bring people together

[dailymusicgifs]

source

[guerrillatech]

[moniquill]

[tatzelwurming]

@slugbo

[ubiq80]

Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders), Pauline Black (Selecter), Debbie Harry (Blondie), Poly Styrene (X-Ray Spex), Viv Albertine (The Slits), and Siouxsie Sioux (Siouxsie & the Banshees), London, 1980

[eyepool]

This really is one of the best rock photos ever.

[evilwizard]

you'd do numbers on tumblr

what’s tumblr

[evilwizard]

im on me crystal ball rn

[neekrobite]

we named your crystal ball tumblr

[evilwizard]

that explains it! spirits, show me the next post

[evilwizard]

ohohoh… shoelaces… from the president! how novel. spirits, show me elven femboys

[heyniceworkasshole]

[lesbiandomesticity]

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

[pinkdolphin12]

op are you okay

[lesbiandomesticity]

yes im married to her now

[taraljc]

this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet

[lesbiandomesticity]

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

[pinkdolphin12]

op are you okay

[lesbiandomesticity]

yes im married to her now

[taraljc]

this is the kind of quality content I expect from the internet