The Whore Of Whoville

shitposter, gender ✨chaotic evil✨, speaks fluent owoish, definately not a wizard, a sinner, takes sfw furry art requests

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friend of mine who breeds fidough sent me this pic. he will be baked soon

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the perk of having friends in vetmed is they sometimes send you the funniest pics of patients. like here 🫵 bald natu

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very squeaky baby objects to being picked up to get weighed

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he's mad that nobody is available to take him out for a walk right now so he's sitting in the way

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worked with a vaporeon at the academy today. this is the face she makes when she believes she has earned a tasty fish treat

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ive been playing log to a young rehab komala for most of the afternoon

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Hello fellow Umbreon parent! Got a quick little question for you: does Her Mayo-ness ever decide to come "supervise" you when you're doing something that absolutely does not need an Umbreon's involvement? Fudge, my chud daughter, just loves to get involved with whatever I do in the garage, despite it never being helpful 🙄

the mayobeast is under the (incorrect) impression that every single thing i do requires her assistance, and if she is prevented from providing that assistance, she yodels loudly as if she thinks the reason she isn't being included is that i simply cannot hear her. a perfect example of this was yesterday when i was dealing with a gible that was randomly foisted upon me. i was in my wildlife rehab room doing the best i could on short notice to gible-proof the place. mayo, sensing that there was a door and i was inexplicably behind it, spent about 20 minutes using disarming voice even though that has never once actually worked.

sometimes when we're out on a walk and a wild pokemon gets a little too close to her mayo-sphere, she also feels the need to secrete her poisonous ooze and rub it on my legs in the exact same way that mother umbreon do with their kits to prevent predators from eating them. since apparently my weak poison-sweatless self needs the protection.

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cold snap meant that a bunch of sunkern got brought in to warm up and this little guy was NOT pleased

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he was anxious during his intake checkup so we gave him a plush to hold

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my friend's slowpoke bongwater all tucked into her blanket

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picked up an orphaned teddiursa today. somehow they always look like theyve just gotten off a 12 hour shift at a soul-sucking job

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bigs my eyes at you

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working on my steel type cert today which has largely meant trying to convince this thing to do anything other than stare at me

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everyone look at this fat-tailed Azurill plush right now

(The project is complete! Her name is Lapis, and I made the body and tail slightly weighted.)

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she wants to know if you've got games on your Rotom Phone

//I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS SO PERFECT!!!

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My company has constructed a rocket that will go to low orbit. More specifically, we’re planning on placing several Grass-type Pokémon in the capsule to investigate how they develop in the absence of gravity. How do I provision adequate resources for say, a Caspakid, a Smoliv, and an Applin? I want to keep the environment otherwise as close to the controls on the ground.

if you were doing this in a way approved by an ethics board, you would not be asking a blogger on rotomblr how to do your job. so i will not be telling you.