(friend makes a joke or sends me a reel) broooo stop it stop smilebaiting.... fuckk I'm falling for joybait... our friendship is happybaiting me... (suddenly very serious) do you want to start a life together we could buy houses next to each other and knock down the fence between our yards. do you want windows we can open and to be so close we can talk without leaving our homes. do you want Canada, the US, the UK, anywhere, anywhere on gods green earth. god does not exist and the earth is mostly blue, but it is god's green earth when I am talking to you



















