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Hallo to the internet!

I am Anaira Ahmed Schneien

I have made a tumblr blog so I may keep up with my Teammate @yalocalredscout

while we're here on the introduction post, allow me to lay down the rules, I'm sure these are standard Blog rules, plus, I do have the same rules in my lab.

1. any discrimination of any form will not be tolerated.

2. No Bestiality (although, the internet calls them Zoophiles)

3. No Proshippers, basically if you think an abusive relationship or a relationship between a child and adult is "okay" please exit my blog.

With all of that said and done, Welcome! feel free to ask me anything!

I need get me a Gottdamnt raise I'm not paid enough to have so little free time.

testing-associate-nigel

Heyy Nigel! Have you heard of this human thing called Bofa?

-@yalocalredscout

Hello, human! Um, no, I don't think I've heard of that before. But learning is the reason why I'm here, after all! So, what is 'Bofa'?

yalocalredscout

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO' MOUTH

GOTTEM

testing-associate-nigel

Bofa deez.. what? What nuts? Walnuts? Peanuts-? Well, no, it wouldn't be peanuts. Those aren't nuts, they're legumes.. My point is: I don't see any nuts in this room, let alone in my.. You know I don't have a mouth, right? I'm not a human or something, I'm a core. I have an optic and handles, not a mouth. I can't eat nuts.. stupid human..

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs like a Disappointed mom)

Well, Apologies for my co-worker, I'm Anaira.

Do you Mind If I explain the Joke?

testing-associate-nigel

wow someone actually introduced themselves with a name

Hello Anaira, I’m Nigel. Was this supposed to be a joke? Then yes, please explain what was supposed to be funny about it. Because I really don’t get it.

fraudoktor-anaira

Alright, so Let's first break down the words

Bofa can be broken down into the words "Both Of"

Deez is the misspelling of the word "These"

And the Nutz in this scenario..well..It refers to the testicles, something found in those assigned male at birth.

testing-associate-nigel

So it’s like a pun. Okay, I get that part now. Testicles.. on the human male.. *realization* Oh- OH- NO- No that’s... That’s repulsive.. horrible.. Your coworker is disgusting.

I’d like if no one does anything like that again. Cruel joke.. Eugh...

fraudoktor-anaira

I found the Puns humorous at first, body humor, so to speak but it does get quite annoying when you overhear it 8 other times that same day

I wouldn't say it's a cruel joke, but it is Irritating, I found humor in it once but then it became widespread and well... it became Annoying to me.

testing-associate-nigel

Heyy Nigel! Have you heard of this human thing called Bofa?

-@yalocalredscout

Hello, human! Um, no, I don't think I've heard of that before. But learning is the reason why I'm here, after all! So, what is 'Bofa'?

yalocalredscout

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO' MOUTH

GOTTEM

testing-associate-nigel

Bofa deez.. what? What nuts? Walnuts? Peanuts-? Well, no, it wouldn't be peanuts. Those aren't nuts, they're legumes.. My point is: I don't see any nuts in this room, let alone in my.. You know I don't have a mouth, right? I'm not a human or something, I'm a core. I have an optic and handles, not a mouth. I can't eat nuts.. stupid human..

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs like a Disappointed mom)

Well, Apologies for my co-worker, I'm Anaira.

Do you Mind If I explain the Joke?

testing-associate-nigel

wow someone actually introduced themselves with a name

Hello Anaira, I’m Nigel. Was this supposed to be a joke? Then yes, please explain what was supposed to be funny about it. Because I really don’t get it.

fraudoktor-anaira

Alright, so Let's first break down the words

Bofa can be broken down into the words "Both Of"

Deez is the misspelling of the word "These"

And the Nutz in this scenario..well..It refers to the testicles, something found in those assigned male at birth.

testing-associate-nigel

Heyy Nigel! Have you heard of this human thing called Bofa?

-@yalocalredscout

Hello, human! Um, no, I don't think I've heard of that before. But learning is the reason why I'm here, after all! So, what is 'Bofa'?

yalocalredscout

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO' MOUTH

GOTTEM

testing-associate-nigel

Bofa deez.. what? What nuts? Walnuts? Peanuts-? Well, no, it wouldn't be peanuts. Those aren't nuts, they're legumes.. My point is: I don't see any nuts in this room, let alone in my.. You know I don't have a mouth, right? I'm not a human or something, I'm a core. I have an optic and handles, not a mouth. I can't eat nuts.. stupid human..

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs like a Disappointed mom)

Well, Apologies for my co-worker, I'm Anaira.

Do you Mind If I explain the Joke?

fraudoktor-anaira

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

oh I'm Nightwing, you can just call me Night though

just a question, how good are you at reattaching arms-

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs softly, assuming Night is just another person to heal, again)

Well, Obviously I'm quite good at it.

no, the arm isn't mine (clearly) and they also aren't human

fraudoktor-anaira

(anddd You've sparked the Curiousity of the Mad Doktor)

Ooo! I will do my best then!

(she takes off her gloves and replaces them with clean, disinfected ones, she clearly had more standards for how she practiced medicine, and it shows)

... also forgot to mention that they're an android.

buuuut there IS plenty of non-human arm injuries back at the Foundation-

fraudoktor-anaira

...I sadly do not have much Knowledge on robotics as I do Medical knowledge.

its fine, there's someone here who does

fraudoktor-anaira

Alright.. anything else?

Oh yeah, yeah there is something else actually- how much do you know about the gels they have in this place?

fraudoktor-anaira

Hm, not much, why?

They do seem interesting.

Consider: what if you ate repulsion gel and adhesion gel at the same time

fraudoktor-anaira

Hmmm..

(She starts rambling to herself)

Maybe If I got a sample and fed it to..no that's too risky, and it would mix.....

But there is respawn due to Dell updating it's range... Hm..

(she turns her attention back to night)

Alright! You've caught my interest, All I need are samples.

(she takes the tank of repulsion gel off her back)

aaaand I just need to go get adhesion. Hard to find nowadays, since they stopped making it, but I'm sure there's some down in Old Aperture.

(she hops through a wall, out of sight)

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira turns around, humming a tune as she picked up pieces of scrap off the ground, what was this mf doing?)

fraudoktor-anaira

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

oh I'm Nightwing, you can just call me Night though

just a question, how good are you at reattaching arms-

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs softly, assuming Night is just another person to heal, again)

Well, Obviously I'm quite good at it.

no, the arm isn't mine (clearly) and they also aren't human

fraudoktor-anaira

(anddd You've sparked the Curiousity of the Mad Doktor)

Ooo! I will do my best then!

(she takes off her gloves and replaces them with clean, disinfected ones, she clearly had more standards for how she practiced medicine, and it shows)

... also forgot to mention that they're an android.

buuuut there IS plenty of non-human arm injuries back at the Foundation-

fraudoktor-anaira

...I sadly do not have much Knowledge on robotics as I do Medical knowledge.

its fine, there's someone here who does

fraudoktor-anaira

Alright.. anything else?

Oh yeah, yeah there is something else actually- how much do you know about the gels they have in this place?

fraudoktor-anaira

Hm, not much, why?

They do seem interesting.

Consider: what if you ate repulsion gel and adhesion gel at the same time

fraudoktor-anaira

Hmmm..

(She starts rambling to herself)

Maybe If I got a sample and fed it to..no that's too risky, and it would mix.....

But there is respawn due to Dell updating it's range... Hm..

(she turns her attention back to night)

Alright! You've caught my interest, All I need are samples.

fraudoktor-anaira

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

oh I'm Nightwing, you can just call me Night though

just a question, how good are you at reattaching arms-

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs softly, assuming Night is just another person to heal, again)

Well, Obviously I'm quite good at it.

no, the arm isn't mine (clearly) and they also aren't human

fraudoktor-anaira

(anddd You've sparked the Curiousity of the Mad Doktor)

Ooo! I will do my best then!

(she takes off her gloves and replaces them with clean, disinfected ones, she clearly had more standards for how she practiced medicine, and it shows)

... also forgot to mention that they're an android.

buuuut there IS plenty of non-human arm injuries back at the Foundation-

fraudoktor-anaira

...I sadly do not have much Knowledge on robotics as I do Medical knowledge.

its fine, there's someone here who does

fraudoktor-anaira

Alright.. anything else?

Oh yeah, yeah there is something else actually- how much do you know about the gels they have in this place?

fraudoktor-anaira

Hm, not much, why?

They do seem interesting.

fraudoktor-anaira

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

oh I'm Nightwing, you can just call me Night though

just a question, how good are you at reattaching arms-

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs softly, assuming Night is just another person to heal, again)

Well, Obviously I'm quite good at it.

no, the arm isn't mine (clearly) and they also aren't human

fraudoktor-anaira

(anddd You've sparked the Curiousity of the Mad Doktor)

Ooo! I will do my best then!

(she takes off her gloves and replaces them with clean, disinfected ones, she clearly had more standards for how she practiced medicine, and it shows)

... also forgot to mention that they're an android.

buuuut there IS plenty of non-human arm injuries back at the Foundation-

fraudoktor-anaira

...I sadly do not have much Knowledge on robotics as I do Medical knowledge.

its fine, there's someone here who does

fraudoktor-anaira

Alright.. anything else?

fraudoktor-anaira

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

oh I'm Nightwing, you can just call me Night though

just a question, how good are you at reattaching arms-

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs softly, assuming Night is just another person to heal, again)

Well, Obviously I'm quite good at it.

no, the arm isn't mine (clearly) and they also aren't human

fraudoktor-anaira

(anddd You've sparked the Curiousity of the Mad Doktor)

Ooo! I will do my best then!

(she takes off her gloves and replaces them with clean, disinfected ones, she clearly had more standards for how she practiced medicine, and it shows)

... also forgot to mention that they're an android.

buuuut there IS plenty of non-human arm injuries back at the Foundation-

fraudoktor-anaira

...I sadly do not have much Knowledge on robotics as I do Medical knowledge.

fraudoktor-anaira

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

oh I'm Nightwing, you can just call me Night though

just a question, how good are you at reattaching arms-

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs softly, assuming Night is just another person to heal, again)

Well, Obviously I'm quite good at it.

no, the arm isn't mine (clearly) and they also aren't human

fraudoktor-anaira

(anddd You've sparked the Curiousity of the Mad Doktor)

Ooo! I will do my best then!

(she takes off her gloves and replaces them with clean, disinfected ones, she clearly had more standards for how she practiced medicine, and it shows)

fraudoktor-anaira

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

oh I'm Nightwing, you can just call me Night though

just a question, how good are you at reattaching arms-

fraudoktor-anaira

(Anaira sighs softly, assuming Night is just another person to heal, again)

Well, Obviously I'm quite good at it.

hey what's up

Oh, Hallo!

I am Anaira Schneien, Friends call me Aira or Doc.

You?

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh, Hallo! I was wondering if you had seen my crow Diotima? I have a Tracker collar on her and I know she ist somewhere there, if she is there, is it possible to send her back? I am worried sick, who knows what she could be pecking at right now-

-@fraudoktor-anaira

I swear to God, if another person walks in here, speaking to me, I’m shutting the facility down.

Who are you?

fraudoktor-anaira

Oh! Pardon my manners.

I am Anaira Ahmed Schneien.

I see you're a fellow being of science as well :]

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Built for it in fact.

I’d have greeted you with a hello, if I wasn’t constantly being bombarded with new faces demanding I talk to them. So, apologies for the cold welcome. Not really, my response was entirely on you.

What did you want? One of you always wants something from me, so what is it?

fraudoktor-anaira

Oh- I don't want anything don't worry, I'm just looking for my Crow, the tracker I have on her doesn't exactly narrow down her location, I'm surprised she made it from New Mexico all the way here in Michigan of all places.

Also, no need to worry about the cold welcome! I've well, done the same, we all have our days like that, hehe.

I know how you feel about people barging into your place of work I've had my co-workers done the same thing multiple times over a very small and non-lethal wound.

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh, was that yours?

I was wondering why there had been an extra crow flying around. I kept it away from mine, I didn’t want to risk them catching something from a rogue bird.

The last I’ve seen of it was when I shooed it away from my bird testing tracks a few days ago, It seemed interested in what my birds were doing and I would have let it join in on the fun, if it wasn’t a total stranger and possibly dangerous to my babies.

You’re free to look for it. I’m afraid I won’t be able to guide you anywhere, because I don’t want to, but I can wish you luck in finding your bird.

When you come back, maybe you can tell me more about these nuisance coworkers you have, yes?

fraudoktor-anaira

(said crow flew onto Anaira's Shoulder she quickly went to berating it)

Diotima! Did you how worried I was? You could have gotten yourself hurt or die of being exhausted!

(The crow coo'd at Anaira as if it was actually speaking with her)

... Gottverdammt, I can't stay mad at you, no extra treats tonight for worrying me like that, you understand?

(the Crow nodded, Anaira turns her attention back to GLaDOS)

Well, that's settled, so you wanted me to tell you of my colleagues? Who should I start with?

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh. Well would you look at that.

Anyway, yes I did want you to tell me about your colleagues. Being that I don’t know any of them, you can start with whoever you’d like.

fraudoktor-anaira

You know Irene, Ja? The one who attempted a Deez Nutz Joke?

Sure I find it humorous at first but My God it got annoying very fast.

Although she didn't know of the Ligma Deez Nutz Joke, so I got back at her with it, she looked so horrified when I said "You have Ligma" hah! That memory still amuses me.

Another time she and Onyx were on Laundry Duty, what did they do? They turn my Labcoat pink! Sure It's my Favorite color but I do not wish to wear it to work!

ifnotscience-thenwhat

They sound boring and exhausting. Why are you working with them? You don’t look like you’d associate with such delinquency.

fraudoktor-anaira

Ohohoho!

there is no boring day in my workplace! There is always SOMETHING happening everyday, then again, That is expected when you work for Mann Co.

I cannot ask for a transfer.

Unfortunately my work contract states I must work with them, either way that is expected when you're the only healer in a mercenary group.

And, well I am no better than my Colleagues, in a way, I have my moments and so do those two, I just happen to be the one less likely to commit to doing some idiocy Like- Attempting to smash a can with a hammer while still holding it, or shooting at a spider while it's on someone's body.

ask-phantom-wheatley

@fraudoktor-anaira : Hallo! it is me, I am the "Anaira" woman you met on @yalocalredscout 's blog, I have come to inform you I have moved to this blog I am now using and I would like to check up on you, you weren't...ok during our last conversation, but how about today? how are you feeling?

Oh, I'm feeling INFINITELY better, haha! I met this guy named Maverick, and at first I was afraid because I was falling out of love with gray, but I've accepted it, and my GOD, Maverick's just so-! I love it, I love it!!

fraudoktor-anaira

Hm, I am Happy for you :] I am Glad you met someone new who may reciprocate how you feel, you two really seem happy together

Also, good on you for reaching out when you needed it.

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh, Hallo! I was wondering if you had seen my crow Diotima? I have a Tracker collar on her and I know she ist somewhere there, if she is there, is it possible to send her back? I am worried sick, who knows what she could be pecking at right now-

-@fraudoktor-anaira

I swear to God, if another person walks in here, speaking to me, I’m shutting the facility down.

Who are you?

fraudoktor-anaira

Oh! Pardon my manners.

I am Anaira Ahmed Schneien.

I see you're a fellow being of science as well :]

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Built for it in fact.

I’d have greeted you with a hello, if I wasn’t constantly being bombarded with new faces demanding I talk to them. So, apologies for the cold welcome. Not really, my response was entirely on you.

What did you want? One of you always wants something from me, so what is it?

fraudoktor-anaira

Oh- I don't want anything don't worry, I'm just looking for my Crow, the tracker I have on her doesn't exactly narrow down her location, I'm surprised she made it from New Mexico all the way here in Michigan of all places.

Also, no need to worry about the cold welcome! I've well, done the same, we all have our days like that, hehe.

I know how you feel about people barging into your place of work I've had my co-workers done the same thing multiple times over a very small and non-lethal wound.

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh, was that yours?

I was wondering why there had been an extra crow flying around. I kept it away from mine, I didn’t want to risk them catching something from a rogue bird.

The last I’ve seen of it was when I shooed it away from my bird testing tracks a few days ago, It seemed interested in what my birds were doing and I would have let it join in on the fun, if it wasn’t a total stranger and possibly dangerous to my babies.

You’re free to look for it. I’m afraid I won’t be able to guide you anywhere, because I don’t want to, but I can wish you luck in finding your bird.

When you come back, maybe you can tell me more about these nuisance coworkers you have, yes?

fraudoktor-anaira

(said crow flew onto Anaira's Shoulder she quickly went to berating it)

Diotima! Did you how worried I was? You could have gotten yourself hurt or die of being exhausted!

(The crow coo'd at Anaira as if it was actually speaking with her)

... Gottverdammt, I can't stay mad at you, no extra treats tonight for worrying me like that, you understand?

(the Crow nodded, Anaira turns her attention back to GLaDOS)

Well, that's settled, so you wanted me to tell you of my colleagues? Who should I start with?

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh. Well would you look at that.

Anyway, yes I did want you to tell me about your colleagues. Being that I don’t know any of them, you can start with whoever you’d like.

fraudoktor-anaira

You know Irene, Ja? The one who attempted a Deez Nutz Joke?

Sure I find it humorous at first but My God it got annoying very fast.

Although she didn't know of the Ligma Deez Nutz Joke, so I got back at her with it, she looked so horrified when I said "You have Ligma" hah! That memory still amuses me.

Another time she and Onyx were on Laundry Duty, what did they do? They turn my Labcoat pink! Sure It's my Favorite color but I do not wish to wear it to work!

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh, Hallo! I was wondering if you had seen my crow Diotima? I have a Tracker collar on her and I know she ist somewhere there, if she is there, is it possible to send her back? I am worried sick, who knows what she could be pecking at right now-

-@fraudoktor-anaira

I swear to God, if another person walks in here, speaking to me, I’m shutting the facility down.

Who are you?

fraudoktor-anaira

Oh! Pardon my manners.

I am Anaira Ahmed Schneien.

I see you're a fellow being of science as well :]

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Built for it in fact.

I’d have greeted you with a hello, if I wasn’t constantly being bombarded with new faces demanding I talk to them. So, apologies for the cold welcome. Not really, my response was entirely on you.

What did you want? One of you always wants something from me, so what is it?

fraudoktor-anaira

Oh- I don't want anything don't worry, I'm just looking for my Crow, the tracker I have on her doesn't exactly narrow down her location, I'm surprised she made it from New Mexico all the way here in Michigan of all places.

Also, no need to worry about the cold welcome! I've well, done the same, we all have our days like that, hehe.

I know how you feel about people barging into your place of work I've had my co-workers done the same thing multiple times over a very small and non-lethal wound.

ifnotscience-thenwhat

Oh, was that yours?

I was wondering why there had been an extra crow flying around. I kept it away from mine, I didn’t want to risk them catching something from a rogue bird.

The last I’ve seen of it was when I shooed it away from my bird testing tracks a few days ago, It seemed interested in what my birds were doing and I would have let it join in on the fun, if it wasn’t a total stranger and possibly dangerous to my babies.

You’re free to look for it. I’m afraid I won’t be able to guide you anywhere, because I don’t want to, but I can wish you luck in finding your bird.

When you come back, maybe you can tell me more about these nuisance coworkers you have, yes?

fraudoktor-anaira

(said crow flew onto Anaira's Shoulder she quickly went to berating it)

Diotima! Did you how worried I was? You could have gotten yourself hurt or die of being exhausted!

(The crow coo'd at Anaira as if it was actually speaking with her)

... Gottverdammt, I can't stay mad at you, no extra treats tonight for worrying me like that, you understand?

(the Crow nodded, Anaira turns her attention back to GLaDOS)

Well, that's settled, so you wanted me to tell you of my colleagues? Who should I start with?

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