sustain++;

axel, they/he/it :] - official Survivor of Zampanio - FL sideblog @destinys-engine - side effects include my current hyperfixation(s) which you can probably find out by scrolling through my recent reblogs

[n1ghtw1ng-scp]

((tw unreality))

WARNING:

ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED

CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED

REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS

Welcome, authorized personnel. 

hello yes I'm that one SCP nerd, sentient AI enjoyer, idk what else to put here (i suck at intros. you'll have to figure me out yourself sorry)

the basic information I suppose:

nonbinary transmasc

asexual demiromantic

various mental issues soup. what’s in the soup? well wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

onto the fun part:

you should watch: pROJECT HAIL MARY!!!! go see the movie !!!! amaze amaze amaze 👎👎👎 i'm literally ryland "not an astronaut" grace

you should play: control!! the game!!!!! the board is such a character idk whats going on with them. beautiful epic game play trust

#1 there is no antimemetics division fan (55555 included). no one has disproven this claim . read it here.

Seeker of the Name in Fallen London. because i'm a self-destructive fool

zampanio is a great game!! you should play it!!!

listening to TMA at the threats insistence of [REDACTED]. you know who you all are. I definitely haven't spoiled everything for myself yet. Verified avatar of the Eye

edit: finished it. not enough. started the magnus protocol its going great!!! resisting the urge to spoil myself so badly rn

edit 2 : stupid hiatus of the aforementioned ☝ got me 150 episodes into woe.begone. my favorite time travel murder game podcast ever. ty betteridge enjoyer

I run @destinys-engine , a Fallen London blog featuring my OC Axel Maxwell - come poke them :]

I also run @nightwing-scp , a rp blog for my other, mostly SCP OCs. (on hiatus rn but feel free to still send things in!)

[karlmarxyaoi]

human-ish feed dragon perihelion

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[vee-dmsr]

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[dogpuppy]

[bludraws094]

always scary when someone tags my post with my username and shit

why am i being beholded. stop that

[bludraws094]

haha very funny

[bludraws094]

haha very funny

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[bludraws094]

is. is this a threat

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[heatherwitch]

Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!

Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.

Text: A PDF version.

Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.

[unamccormack]

I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.

[regionalpancake]

!!!! Today is the only chance we’ll ever have to listen to this absolute banger of apocalyptic fiction on the very day the story is set 😲✨

Nemoy’s voice is PERFECT in this!

(A content warning if you do listen - the dog dies, though it’s not super graphic)

[regionalpancake]

I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.

[prosthetic-placebo]

[ginormouscobe]

One Pebbles

[illusoryfem]

[imcertly]

hydra

[unpeeled-human]

my dash rn is just . 🥰

[unpeeled-human]

no, im serious.

[sadie-shrimp]

it has a crush on you be nice

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[wizardjpeg]

and btw the seas are fully dried up

[loveamongthesailors]

cant take a bus to the beach to fact check this one right now but reblogging to spread the word just in case

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

how would the bus driver know when to stop

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage