3 a.m.

— i only love it when you touch me, not feel me.

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: having breezy on your side is no better than having a serial killer on your side, so if that's what you want..

easton: i find it in your computer history all the time, why not?

easton: wanna bet?

beckham: anything to get me to say "i told you so" :)

beckham: why the hell were you snoopin in my computer history, huh? you're like some psycho stalker girlfriend

beckham: name your price

[wtvrnaser-blog]

i could not go without for an entire year, that might drive me crazy. I don’t know why, but still. You make a good point.

[frbeckham]

Trust me, it’d be so easy to lose track, what with how fast other bangers get released. But yeah, that’s usually how I go about the songs I love.

[psychobcll]

Scaring some kid off? He had to be at least nineteen, and he was just ragging on this poor middle-schooler. What’s the point of minding my own shit when’s someone’s shit is about to get kicked out of them? I don’t stand around and let assholes be assholes.

[frbeckham]

No, instead, you like to play the asshole. What’d you do, huh? -- Slock the kid? 

[metvmorphcsis-blog]

          ‘ Yes, I’m fantastic. I just love to get hit in the face with soccer balls. ‘

[frbeckham]

Perhaps they were trying to score you. 

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: benji can only deal with one crazy blonde in his life, of course he'd side with me.

easton: yeah the way it does right before you puke.

easton: video games don't get you ass, beckham, you should know that by know from all the tissues you go through. as a last resort, maybe.

beckham: pretty certain i could get breezy on my side which would entail for benji to side with her out of force so i wouldnt really bet on that :)

beckham: lets not turn this into 2 girls 1 cup now, easton

beckham: uhh we both know i get more ass than you so go fuck yourself. literally. seeing as nobody is willing to help you out.

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: more like females ignore you, i can't make that up. even ask benji, he knows too.

easton: video game, maybe.

easton: did it get you hard?

easton: nobody cares about fifa now that we're out of middle school, champ. i'll try to remember you when i'm giving my hall of fame speech.

beckham: benji wouldn't side with you just for the sake of sidin the guy is logical :)

beckham: more important question here is was your mouth waterin at the idea?

beckham: you never cared about fifa even when we were in middle school, you're literally useless at every type of game. don't try too hard, you can always jot my name down if you ever run out of people to thank.

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: she isn't into little boys, but nice try, blondie.

easton: if only my throat was a centimeter long

easton: there you go again with your obsession with my ass. scoring in a 1v1 doesn't change the fact that your strongest position was left bench, kiddo.

beckham: yeah well you choose to ignore how other females act around me

beckham: just can't come to terms with the fact that i've got more game

beckham: your mom loves me :) absolutely adores the shit out of me, sinclair

beckham: shame, there was me thinkin you had no gag reflex

beckham: you might be good at runnin around on a field all day long but guess what? i can beat you at all of that without even needin to get out of my bedroom over a game of fifa so who wins in the end? not you

[mxscn]

That Samaritan story is from the Bible though, right? I’m fairly sure he didn’t fuck anyone up in that story, either. Hey, whatever floats her boat. I’ve just learn to let her have her way. Stayed with my brother for a couple days. Couldn’t handle more of my mom’s bitching.

[frbeckham]

Yeah she was telling me how she was saving this young, lost soul from some bully and the entire time I was just thinking, I’m sure he doesn’t need some 5′4 loudmouth to jump to his rescue. See, that’s what sucks about havin’ to go to college, man -- it drains out all your money to move out as soon as possible. I’m pretty much livin’ the life now, seeing as the only times I ever really need to deal with my folks are on Thanksgiving and Christmas. 

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: never, cause no girl wants to fuck you

easton: suck my dick

easton: you and sports dont belong in the same sentence, dont kid yourself

beckham: i'm sure your mom would disagree but im not going to get into that

beckham: choke on mine you little shit

beckham: okay, easton?? i don't recall you talkin shit about my capabilites when i handed your ass to ya in that soccer game but okay :)

[wtvrnaser-blog]

You know what sucks? That I tend to overplay songs I enjoy a lot to the point where I cannot listen to them anymore. It’s the worst thing in the world because I base my favorite songs in the world off of songs I’ve only heard once and then force myself not to overplay it, so that it doesn’t annoy me.

[frbeckham]

I find it helps more if you overplay whatever song you’re feelin’ and then when it gets to a point where it’s annoyin’, leave it for a few months -- hell, even go without it for a year or two if ‘ya can, and when you eventually listen to it again, it’s a win-win situation ‘cause it’s not so irritating anymore. 

[mxscn]

Is there a particular reason she beat up some kid? I can’t be angry at her for that– Better him than me. I got three days of Breezy-free paradise, so I’m not complaining.

[frbeckham]

I think it was her attempt at being a Samaritan, or at least that’s the bullshit she’s feedin’ people. Knowing her, she probably just saw it as a leeway for violence she could justify. Oh, yeah? Where’d you end up staying? 

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: meaning you asked her out and she rejected you, nice

easton: nah just wanted to get a last fuck you in while i still could so..

easton: fuck you

beckham: when have i ever been pussy whipped, easton???

beckham: fuck you back in the ass, you prissy little bitch :)

beckham: youve really asked for it this time

beckham: ima just drop in and help myself to ruin your training

[mxscn]

Spent the weekend at my brother and sister in law’s, and– I swear to god– if I ever have to endure another episode of Gossip Girl, I’m just going to end it all right there. 

[mxscn]

[frbeckham]

If it makes you feel any better, you didn’t really miss much in terms of news -- well, apart from your girlfriend beatin’ up some fuckin’ nineteen year old kid, but y’know, that’s nothin’ new. 

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: sorry, the wife

easton: been great, i haven't had to deal with your whiny ass

easton: best two weeks of my life, i was banking on two more but here we are

beckham: hm see i don't really feel like ruining my life with the whole marriage shebang just yet

beckham: so we can stick with the good ol' hump buddies for now

beckham: here we are. what went wrong, huh?

beckham: couldnt bear the thought of goin a whole month without me?

[frbeckham]

text → beckham

easton: how's the girlfriend?

beckham: not my girlfriend last time i checked

beckham: how's bein a flighty little bitch? :)

beckham: yknow considerin i havent heard from you for 2 weeks

[psychobcll]

If not me, then who? That could would have gotten his ass beaten into the ground probably, too many people around here don’t care enough to step in.

[frbeckham]

Yeah, that’s one way of lookin’ at it. Another way could be that y’know maybe, just maybe, you don’t know when to mind your own shit. You could’ve turned a blind eye to it all but instead you went ahead and got involved for the sake of scarin’ some kid off.

[camilcisms]

“I got to work on this classic ‘69 SS camaro today, and when we were done I was expecting some old car freak right? Nope, some blonde teenage that couldn’t even tell me the year of the car and I felt my heart breaking.”

[camilcisms]

[frbeckham]

Are you tellin’ me you seriously stood there and went outta your way to interrogate this girl?