Blah blah blah

Mostly funny. Sometimes important.

[lakevida]

[lakevida]

she asked for chicken noodle soup and this is the only canned soup in the house

[besnurched]

Is this no chicken noodle as in there is no noolde nor chicken? Or perhaps no-chicken, comma, noodle as in there is noodle but no chicken to go with it. Or is it a secret third thing?

[lakevida]

it's just a solid cylinder of steel

[mysharona1987]

[celesse]

Foraging lessons with Mom 🦊🌿🦊💕

[liberalsarecool]

The weakest white guy in Texas.

[kanjiklubb]

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[anphivenas]

[freak-freely]

I've been working from home since the pandemic started and today I have jury duty and I have forgotten how to be human in a professional environment.

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content

people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style

people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[liberalsarecool]

#VoteBlue

[viktor-sbor]

A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.

[e-102]

damn that shit is light lmfao

[e-102]

stupid punkass anvil

[e-102]

yeah drown his ass. fucking kill him.

[carys-the-ninth]

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[ayeforscotland]

Condom machines off for the royal period of mourning💔💔💔

[unheimlich-girl]

[byjove]

pnw real estate makes me irate

why is this “house” in Washington on a .5 acre lot $50k???? they should pay YOU to clean up that fucking mess

[byjove]

here’s what a 2 bedroom 1 bath $28k house looks like where I’m from (nobody wants to live here)

[byjove]

here’s what $35k can get you in rural North Carolina (3 bedrooms, 1 bath, .5 acre lot)

[nessa007]

i’m losing my mind over this