[faggottt]

im glad this is what liam is doing while hes on break

[breona]

Teacher: For this assignment, you’ll need to get into groups of 2.

Me:

[croptopshawty-deactivated201909]

PLEASE

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

[lolfactory]

[generic-url-goes-here]

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

[tranquillust]

good the fuck night y'all

[prasejeebus]

Me walking around outside of my apartment looking for Pokémon

[hatchibomitar]

ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats “whiskers.” that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg

[badlydrawneverything]

[earthdad]

“what did you do over summer?” “disappoint my parents"

[corgiofthemoon-blog]

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

[collxxn-deactivated20150829]

What did the cat say to the dog?

[collxxn-deactivated20150829]

cats don’t talk

[funthot-deactivated20160512]

[tragicinsanity]

The reptilian overlords are finally coming to take over the east coast

[voodoopunx]

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

[dajo42]

[egberts]

you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold

[freak-that]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo