My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
The Bowery Presents
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Color Me Curious
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
Doug Jones
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$LAYYYTER
The Bright Sessions

oozey mess
Fai_Ryy
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins
sheepfilms

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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@freakallycat
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
do not disturb
that loaf of bread is so aggressive
I’ve always loved this photo. This is why stuffed animals are awesome.
This one has an alterd head by the way …..way cool lol
When you tell a little they’ll get a reward if they behave.
Rofl so true ^
I STILL LIKE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE SAD: something that bears repeating. Your intrinsic value as a human isn’t diminished just because you’re depressed. You are worthy of love, even though you feel unloveable. I swear.
I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍
“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”
@fake-bird
@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?
Need!
I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME
Last time I did this I got “smol tree” so who wants to give me a new URL idea to consider
NO THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SOMEONE SENT ME LEMONFUCKER AND THATS MY CURRENT INSULT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE
im afraid but excited. do your worst.
Fucking do it
yes pls
OH PLEASE DO IT. I HAVEN’T HAD A NICKNAME IN FOREVER GIVE ME YOUR BEST. <3
How To Put Me In Little Space
• Tell me im to little for something • Give me a sippy cup filled with apple juice • Put a paci in my mouth • Let me suck on your thumb • Give me baths • Wash my hair • Put me in a diaper/Change my diaper • Cut all my foods into cute shapes • Tucking me into bed • Tell me to color you a picture • Call me ´Little one` • Have me cuddle with my stuffies • Paint my nails • Do my hair, i.e. Brush it, Gimme pony tails or pig tails, Curl my hair • Buy me little stuff, i.e. Stuffies, Pacis, Crayons/colored pencils/markers/paint, Coloring books, Sippy cups, Onsies, Bubble bath, Baby/kiddie food, ect. • Feed me • Dress me for the day • Play bunches and bunches of games • Play dress up with me • Show me videos/pictures of cute animals • Gimme cute animals • Stand over and look down on me with a lil smirk/smile • Watch Disney movies (or any other kiddie movies) and cartoon with me For my daddy @daddysplayroom
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
SAY IT AGAIN
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
i will talk about sex openly as much as i want cause i think the world has enough people telling women to shut up about sex meanwhile guys are pretending to f*** my ass when im in line at tim hortons so yah ladies please talk about sex till ur mouth is dry thank u
I will never not reblog this.
Coffee Related Little Asks
Vanilla- What is one little item that you must have at all times?
Mocha- Favorite little space show or movie?
Caramel Machiatto- Are you a nonsexual or sexual little?
Chocolate-covered Strawberry- Do you like strawberry or chocolate milk best?
Pumpkin Spice- What is your little age/age range?
Toffee- What is your favorite little space candy?
Cinnamon Bun- Favorite sweet breakfast? (French toast, parfait, crêpe, etc)
Hazelnut- How often are you allowed to eat sweets?
Venti- How tall are you?
Just a little cream- When you have the grumps what is the best way to help?
Sweet Cream- Do you have a CG/Mommy/Daddy?
White Chocolate Mocha- Are you allowed to have as much coffee as you want?
Coffee Art- Not an ask, but you are so cute!