The World Is Calling

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moment you read this has been in the future for billions of years, and now it will be in the past for the rest of time.

[jlgibsonart-deactivated20220731]

Face on fire

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

[pennamites-deactivated20180910]

CIA is getting lazy

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

O.o

[arirosie]

It is really creepy how they all have the same freaking script

[pinetreeanarchism]

What the fuck

[fuocogo]

Tv news is dead and the hivemind that puppeteers anchors is finally killing it

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

im in love with the concept of Las Vegas like i know in reality theres a lot of things shitty and bad about it but im in love with the idea of a capital of debauchery existing in a blisteringly hot desert 2 hours away from a nuclear weapon test site. it’s so bizarre and horrific and tacky i can’t help but loving the idea of it

[catbountry]

It’s so American.

[twitterlols]

[ruinedchildhood]

[keiralesbian-deactivated2018030]

Marisol Ortega

[macalpeeney]

happy epilogue day

[moonlight-and-mantles]

And always had tea and snacks for Harry and his friends when they came to his hut. Even if they weren’t always good, he was always trying to take care of Harry.

[sapphic--moon]

it just occured to me that I always subconsciously thought that Stephen Hawking was going to live forever

[cloverture]

honestly I know enough has been said about those posts that end with the entire bus applauding someone, but like it’s just SO unbelievable?? in my experience if anything of note at all happens on public transport we all just kind of quietly look around at each other with this expression

[churchyardgrim]

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

[vulture-jack]

The permian is interesting as hell but it is so

so deeply cursed

[vulture-jack]

X

[autumnobile-deactivated20200219]

Capitalizing the first letter while capslocks is on

[vulture-jack]

#delete later dont you dare act like this isnt a perfect addition to this post

[autumnobile-deactivated20200219]

you’ve made it so that I can’t delete or I look like a coward. you trapped me.

[sandylamu]

[bitchyhollow]

Beauty shot

[virgo97s]

Robert Pattinson hated Twilight with such a passion and it’s so hilarious tho

[vrvmis]

Lmfao holy shit

[jamaicancoconut]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[suckmyfandoms]

For them !.😂😂😂