Random Thoughts

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[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[funny-tik-toks]

[stormclouds-chainmail]

[Video description

A Tiktok by @bananna_k

The person behind the camera is talking to someone sat at a computer wearing a headset and using the mouse and keyboard. Camera person says, “Hey, I need you to roll this.”

They hand over a blue and white marbled D20.

Computer person: What?

Camera person: I need you to roll this.

Computer person: What for?

Camera person: Just roll

The computer person rolls the dice on the desk. It lands on a 9.

Computer person: 9

Camera person: She rolled a nat 20 for her initiative

Camera pans round to behind the computer screen showing a brown and white medium to large dog with a knife in her jaws.

The computer person pulls a sword apparently out of nowhere and yells, “Come at me.”

The dog barks twice, “Woof woof,” as she lunges at the computer person who screams loudly and reminiscent of the Wilhelm Scream. Arghhh.

End description]

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[datasoong47]

[the-pen-pot]

So this is a new AO3 scam I talked about here and that AO3 advises you about here.

It came through literally the moment I posted a new fic.

Now I have nothing to prove it, but my gut is telling me the account that sent this (which does have fic posted) is one that's been compromised. Perhaps that happened through phishing, or it's just scammers with a password bank trying their luck.

However, I do wonder if it's people logging into those wretched, unofficial AO3 apps. Why trust a third party with your credentials? So yeah. Remember, there's no official AO3 app, so be careful what you're installing and signing into.

Also, consider this your daily reminder to use a different password for every website you have an account with. Reusing the same password everywhere means that when it's hacked, every account you have has become vulnerable.

Switch it up whenever possible to keep the online things you love safe!

[sunanthrope]

"But what if people will pretend to need this accessibility option so they can be lazy! People who don't need it will use it!!" I don't actually care

I dont care if 9/10 of the people who use the wheelchair ramp arent actually in wheelchairs. As long as the 1 person who needs it has access to it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who use the automatic push button on the library door can actually push the door open themselves. As long as the 1 person who the door is too heavy for gets to use it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who buy the can tab opener, or the little guitar clamp that holds the chords for you, or the hand grip that helps you hold chop sticks, don't need any of it and just get it to "be lazy". As long as the one disabled person who needs it gets access to it.

I do not care. Oh my GOD I do not care. As long as there's a disabled person on this planet who the accessibility device will benefit, the accessibility device is necessary.

Also, if you're so worried about people being "lazy" by using accessibility devices, MORE worried than you are about disabled (visibly or not) people not having access to them, you have unchecked ableism you need to work through.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

[lesser-flamingo]

me the first time i saw this: oh sure that's fun ig

me seeing it again now: fuuuuuuuuck yes the axolotl is back

[mockva]

[lurker-lenore]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

[entities-of-posts]

The Spiral

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Home decor hacks for if you hate yourself and want to die

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

@scholarlypidgeot

[spaghettidotcom]

Tumblr is always like fiction doesn't affect reality and your opinions on fictional characters mean nothing about how you view the real world until someone dislikes the rabbit in overalls from the show for tweenagers and then that means you want all trans people in real life to be tortured to death

[angelolytle]

oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

[chipper-smol]

i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing

[chipper-smol]

you’re so right

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[edgar-allan-possum]

On my way to fight the Goblin King. Y'all want anything?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Hamburger. No, wait, two hamburgers. With cheese.

[medicinemane]

#I'll pay you back

The old Tuesday special huh?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Hehehehe

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[mister-christmas]

I can't help but imagine he sounds like Gatsby and calls the baby "old sport" sometimes

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm retroactively recognizing these as posts as being about the artist currently known as "Penny the Deals Warlock" and let me just say, I am thrilled to to realize that OP's family has been like this The Entire Time.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s in New Jersey so they’re all very mean to you while pumping your gas and also have ties to the mafia

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

I would be mean to me too, if I made me pump my gas

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#that sentence dont make sense but you know what i mean#what gas station on earth is not a self serve at this point#barbaric. draconian even

Heh, remember when Oregon made self-service gas stations legal back in '18 and Oregonians were swarming social media over it like "I will literally die if you don't employ people to refuel my car for me"?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Something to ponder

[stopstalkingmechallenge]

To whom it may concern.

[thoodleoo]

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

[thoodleoo]

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

[atii-uqaulahaluanngilutit]

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-