Random Thoughts

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[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

[lesser-flamingo]

me the first time i saw this: oh sure that's fun ig

me seeing it again now: fuuuuuuuuck yes the axolotl is back

[mockva]

[lurker-lenore]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

[entities-of-posts]

The Spiral

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Home decor hacks for if you hate yourself and want to die

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

@scholarlypidgeot

[spaghettidotcom]

Tumblr is always like fiction doesn't affect reality and your opinions on fictional characters mean nothing about how you view the real world until someone dislikes the rabbit in overalls from the show for tweenagers and then that means you want all trans people in real life to be tortured to death

[angelolytle]

oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

[chipper-smol]

i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing

[chipper-smol]

you’re so right

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[edgar-allan-possum]

On my way to fight the Goblin King. Y'all want anything?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Hamburger. No, wait, two hamburgers. With cheese.

[medicinemane]

#I'll pay you back

The old Tuesday special huh?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Hehehehe

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[mister-christmas]

I can't help but imagine he sounds like Gatsby and calls the baby "old sport" sometimes

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm retroactively recognizing these as posts as being about the artist currently known as "Penny the Deals Warlock" and let me just say, I am thrilled to to realize that OP's family has been like this The Entire Time.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s in New Jersey so they’re all very mean to you while pumping your gas and also have ties to the mafia

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

I would be mean to me too, if I made me pump my gas

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#that sentence dont make sense but you know what i mean#what gas station on earth is not a self serve at this point#barbaric. draconian even

Heh, remember when Oregon made self-service gas stations legal back in '18 and Oregonians were swarming social media over it like "I will literally die if you don't employ people to refuel my car for me"?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Something to ponder

[stopstalkingmechallenge]

To whom it may concern.

[thoodleoo]

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

[thoodleoo]

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

[atii-uqaulahaluanngilutit]

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

[everythingfox]

I was so confused for a second

(via)

[thepineapplepanda]

I honestly thought-

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[dogpuppy]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#I won't make a foal of myself

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[heycallmered]

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Now to be very clear I am not saying that gambling is a good thing, but as someone who grew up in casino country I sometimes forget that the average American isn't inured to it the same way that they are, say, drinking culture until I see people saying it's joever because of a massive uptick in gambling app ads. And like, they're probably right to be concerned, but also it's a "oh right that's probably not a thing for you huh" moment.

[eudaimoniadisability]

Apropos of nothing…

[enlightened-moth]

hey me too!