petition for DJ Khaled to give a khutbah
What yalll gone have French Montana called the athan too.
Akon the brother in the back telling people to move forward and fill in the gaps. We have a lot of brothers standing outside
Lupe the brother that jumps on the mic post salah to remind everyone of upcoming community events
Tpain out there with the box by the door collecting the donations and Waka flocka the president of the masjid out here at the pulpit asking for em
Lil Jon is the guy for fundraising night yelling at everyone to be charitable Muslims and help fund the masjid
Drake is ya local wallahbro who keeps turning around and looking at the sisters section
Kanye West is that one brother who keeps his sunglasses on for the whole khutba and during salah.
Snoop the brother handing out flyers of his itr/musk shop as people walking out the door
Wiz Khalifa the brother in the masjid who tells you about how he wasted his youth years disobeying Allah and how he regrets it now n warns you not to do the same
J.Cole the famous teacher/‘Aalem who owns a YouTube channel and a very educational Islamic website visits the masjid and is asked to give the khutbah the following week because he is being pressured by the whole community.
Lmao I hate you all
Eminem is the convert who tells everyone about his past and how he is so much better now on the path of Allah
Zyan malik as a nasheed singer for nikkah ceremony
