Im Dat Boi

There's a snake in my boot Ig: @ibrayeet

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

[totallysilvergirl]

I want this on a bumper sticker

[hamyilton]

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[girlblockhim-deactivated2018110]

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

[fluffygif]

When you are perfectly content.

[weloveshortvideos]

[neatpotatoes]

iconic

[ibrayeet]

Where is this queen now?

[happifying-things]

[powerfulwizard]

yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu 

yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.

[alabastered]

george bush after and during presidency

[localtiktoks]

[hipreplacer7-in-colour]

The end of annilhation

[highkoos]

Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....

[lovlae]

oh fr 😳😳

[stepfordgoth]

I hate these posts because they've gotten in my head, and when I was drunk in the passenger seat of my friends car last night I saw a cop in hi-vis directing traffic and my first thought was "ok he do be lookin kinda safe doe"

[the-light-is-in-your-eyes]

Visit Original Link

[jonewsom]

You got a SoundCloud or something?

[the-light-is-in-your-eyes]

i dont really use my soundcloud but here’s a link :) 

[geslotencirkel]

[ironpour]

This absolutely fucking slaps I can’t stop listening

[animalwoonz]

nose job turkey

[cryptidsyrup-deactivated2021011]

an addition…

-maximus

[indigobluerose]

and people say black cats don’t take good photos when clearly they take The Best photos

[catchymemes]

Meet Smudge the table cat

https://instagram.com/smudge_lord

[imp]

[nitewrighter]

Scooby Doo idea: Daphne Blake as the weird rich kid whose parents signed her up for a shit-ton of rich-kid extracurriculars like polo, fencing, and all of this other shit so they wouldn’t have to deal with her/bolster her college resume. She puts a lot of effort into actually being good at all these extra-curriculars bc she’s competing with all of her ~super successful and talented~ sisters for attention and ends up athletic as hell and socially stunted and like…really aggressive and competitive and never quite satisfied with anything she’s doing. The only other ‘High Society’ kid who can put up with her is Norville “Shaggy” Rogers —an anxious stoner with freaky strict parents whose only friend prior to Daphne was his equally anxious rescue dog—Daphne’s been beating up Shaggy’s bullies for years. Then there’s student council dweeb Fred Jones who’s always been groomed to be this ‘leader’ by his parents and is always pressured to go to these youth leadership things and stuff and yeah he’s pretty good at directing group projects, but really Fred’s kind of shy and more interested in engineering, forensics and maybe criminal justice and he’s been friends with this chick Velma Dinkley in engineering club who’s brilliant but she’s also tactless, awkward and very bitterly sarcastic to cover up for the fact that her book smarts far outweigh her social skills.

 So then there’s this mystery downtown and all five of them show up and there’s a mutual, “Oh hey it’s you: The weird kid from my school. What are you doing here?” and everyone goes around. Fred’s like, “Oh I knew the owners of this place and they said they might have to close down because of this ghost and I told Velma about it and Velma thinks we can get to the bottom of this.” And Shaggy’s like, “Scoob and I didn’t want to be home right now and we honestly didn’t know about the ghost but hey Daphne’s here so we feel safe enough to hang out and maybe Scoob can sniff out some clues or something.” And then everyone turns and looks at Daphne and Daphne’s just like, “I want to fight a fucking ghost.” 

[fmlcomic]

This is the most valid Scooby-Doo reboot in the history of reboots.