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‧Intro!‧(⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)💙

Hi! I've decided to make this post out of boredom so yeah, read it if you want to lol! Moots are appreciated:)

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My name is Maria and I'm Italian. I can speak Italian (of course...), English, and understand some Spanish.

LOVE

MUSIC!!!

Music is LITERALLY my life.

As you can read in my bio, I'm currently obsessed with Jamiroquai and acid/funk jazz in general.

I also fw metal (proud metalhead before the Jamiroquai phase lmao), rock, indie, and pop (mostly old pop, like Stevie Wonder or George Michael).

I also like classical and lyrical opera... just won't add them lol cause I rarely listen or watch it.

The bands I REALLY LIKE are:

★Jamiroquai

★Hanoi Rocks

★Cinderella

★Iron Maiden

★Alice in Chains

★The Smiths

★The Cure

★Voodoo Church

★KISS

★The Beatles

★Megadeth

★SOAD

★Scissor Sisters

★Japan

Plus some artists:

★George Michael

★Stevie Wonder

★David Bowie

★Michael Jackson

★Jeff Buckley

★Lady Gaga (I do NOT support her political views, don't get me wrong.)

★Ozzy Osbourne

★Caparezza

★Solya

★Marco Castello

★Amy Winehouse

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And that's IT with music!

ALSO:

I have lots of hobbies, but my main ones are music (I know..) and art.

I've been playing the bass guitar for 2 years now, and I also bought a guitar which I wanna learn.

Art, instead, is an important piece of my life. I knew art was my passion since I was 5 or something. I think I have some drawings here, but there's more on my ig account (@tirull0dikartoniart), where I exclusively post my art.

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Now...

I'm gonna put some random info here!

Fav color: blue

Fav dessert: tiramisu

Fav fruit: grapes

Fav season: autumn

Fav people: my 4 best friends :)

Other hobbies: clay, photography, content creator, diy stuff...

Fav animals: bats, cats, mantises and butterflies.

Fav movie genre: action, thriller, horror, romance, comedy, dramatic and vampire movies. (I don't mind a little sci-fi!)

Fav movies: Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Inglorious Basterds, Fight Club, White Chicks, Brokeback Mountain, Liquid Sky, Two of Us, Interview With the Vampire, Rocky Horror Picture Show, X men 1-2, Eyes Wide Shut, Labyrinth.

Fav anime/series: JJBA, TAWOG, and Regular Show.

AND THAT'S IT I GUESS!

Just gotta make sure with a DNI list...

DNI:

-pdfs (proshippers included.), so problematic people, such as zoos

-homophobes, transphobes, racists

-misogynists and misandrists

-pro israel

-conservatives/nzis/communists

-problematic religious ppl

-stinky old ahh men

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I'm done now!

Hope it was interesting enough lol😭?

Byee!꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

#random #music #art #😭#intro post #girl blogger #girlblogging #blog

the-stujay-project

This pic looks like a candid of a romantic vacation

God just something about early 90s StuJay and the giddiness and excitement of a new relationship and getting that first taste of fame and traveling the world and making cool shit with your best friend who you're quickly realizing you're falling in love with (and the bittersweetness knowing it won't last forever)

freakysniper

I miss stujay so bad

4ngels4ever

Did you end up peeing

yes i #peed with BLUE hair 💙💙💙

#tumblr fyp #random #girlblogging

wert-quince

jamiroclips

ka1luvsu0

We need jamiroclips back vro the memories

freakysniper

what memories u weren't even born last year

wert-quince

freakysniper

THIS IS LITERALLY SO CUTE I LOVE MICK 😭😭😭

fagforfrank

I feel like im making shit up but I swear there was like one sided 'beef' between Trent and David Sylvian of the band Japan. Please someone tell me im right.

fagforfrank

So I misremembered Steve Jansen for David Sylvian,but this is what i was talking about lmao

freakysniper

CRYING

metagenesisplasmodium

sylv && sylvarn || karnvian

wert-quince

❤️‍🔥

I lowkey stopped posting for two months or so but I've been soo exhausted and overall busy so 😭

I'll try to post more on every account!! TRUST!!!

#tumblr fyp #random

the-stujay-project

Random StuJay Headcanons

Whenever Stuart can't sleep, he'll ask Jay questions about cars and Jay will go on and on yapping about them in the dark long after Stuart has dozed off.

They both constantly invade each other's personal space and sit in ways that couldn't possibly be comfortable to the average person, yet neither of them seems to mind.

Jay still calls Stuart "kid" even when they're well into their 50s and married.

Jay will be the one to suggest putting on a horror movie then later cower into Stuart and beg him to turn it off because it's too scary.

Every morning they sleepily fight over who gets to be little spoon for the first half hour before rolling out of bed.

Comparing hand sizes as a form of flirting.

Jay rolls the joints, Stuart loads up the bong.

Every once in a while Jay will ask Stuart to speak in a Philly/American accent because he thinks it's sexy.

Eventually they stop asking "is this mine or yours?" when sorting laundry and most of their clothing basically becomes communal.

Stuart always kicks Jay's ass in video games.

It's common for them to spontaneously start baking at 2 AM (oftentimes while being baked themselves).

Stuart having to carry Jay away like a misbehaving toddler in public when he's drunk and tries to start another fight with paparazzi yet again, profusely apologizing on behalf of his boyfriend and his antics. Jay doesn't help at all, hollering back over Stuart's shoulder things like "Yeah, you got off easy, asshole! You'd be in hospital if my man wasn't holding me back, and he could totally kick your ass too, you know!"

Jay acts dumber than he really is because he thinks it's cute seeing how frustrated Stuart gets when he asks exhausting, obvious questions or is purposely a contrarian and says the opposite of everything Stuart says, even if it's blatantly wrong.

Roasting each other as a form of flirting.

In the summer, they can stay in the pool together practically from sun up to sundown. They're pretty much just overgrown kids and have a vast collection of pool noodles and beach balls and squirt guns and all other kinds of pool toys, they never get bored.

Jay always kissing Stuart's hands.

Stuart frequently fanboys over Jay on social media, retweeting everything posted to JamiroquaiHQ and commenting stuff like "That's my husband! 😍" or "So proud of you, baby. 😘". Or he'll repost an old concert clip from a fan account to his IG story and caption it with a little known fact or anecdote about him and Jay's relationship at the time.

freakysniper

these make my day better in an instant btw

I LOVE STUJAY STUJAY PROPAGANDA FOREVER STUJAY IS FOREVER STUJAY IS THE TRUTH STUJAY IS RELIGION STUJAY IS LOVE STUJAY IS LIFE STUJAY IS OXYGEN STUJAY IS BLOOD STUJAY IS BEAUTIFUL STUJAY IS AMAZING AND MOST IMPORTANTLY STUJAY IS THE SHIP.

sorry guys I got carried away

the-stujay-project

My Roman empire is the sheer amount of sexual tension going on during the breakdown of 'Travelling Without Moving' at Phoenix Festival 1997

Okay, like I am OBSESSED with this video for many reasons lmao:

Jay doing his slutty little dance moves and lifting up his shirt.

Jay deciding to do that DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF STUART.

STUART LITERALLY SNEAKING GLANCES AT JAY.

That breathy, half-moaning, sex kitten voice (this motherfucker knows exactly what he's doing).

Jay walking across the stage for 5 seconds only to turn around and go right back to Stuart.

Like, he gets RIGHT UP in his personal space. Especially at the end.

Jay calls Stuart "baby" at least twice (I count a third when he says "come on baby help me get right down" at 0:41, because like, who else would he be saying that to? And we know that Jay and Stu carry pretty much the entirety of this song ngl.)

Camera man clearly supports The StuJay Agenda with how much he pans back and forth between them.

Red spotlight for Jay, blue spotlight for Stuart; it's like they predicted the red/blue shipping trope like 15 years before it became a Thing??

OKAY WAIT A MINUTE I JUST WENT BACK TO THE BEGINNING AND I JUST REALIZED JAY WAS FEELING HIMSELF UP TOO?!? Oh, he's such a WHORE. He was definitely trying to rile Stuart up.

At 1:11 there's something in the way Jay addresses Stuart that I can't put into words, but like, there's this sort of electric energy between them and you can tell Jay's very comfortable giving commands that's all I'm gonna say... 👀

That lil "come here" motion he was doing with his fingers too and Stuart keeping his eyes on him the entire time. Y'all.

Also, they're the only two wearing hats on stage, I just thought that was another funny coincidence lol.

freakysniper

how I be feeling reading these ❤️‍🩹✌️

the-stujay-project

Modern AU/Gen Z!Jamiroquai would be so fun because StuJay would be a lot more plausible but hidden under the guise of "homiesexual" ironic gay shit most bicurious straight guys do. I feel like Jay would instigate a lot of it. Like during or after one of Stuart's bass solos where Jay usually shouts him out (i.e. Travelling Without Moving, Tighten Up), he'd make it a habit to call Stuart his boyfriend, but in the same way Tyler the Creator does to A$AP Rocky to mess with him. Or tag Stuart in shitty/blurry/edited/overall bad photos on Instagram with stupid ass captions like "@/stuartzender #MCM" or "Me n tha huzz 🔥💞 @/stuartzender". Stuart would lean into the joke a little bit, but not be so brazen with it like Jay is. However, every now and then while the band is just hanging out together they'll get into one of their routine bickerings, and Stuart will make a threat along the lines of "Bro, shut up before I kiss you" that catches Jay off guard and humorously deescalates the situation before they actually start arguing. Though sometimes Jay responds with something equally as sus and it turns into a game of gay chicken until someone (usually Wallis) yells "OH HELL NAH!" It remains ambiguous whether or not there's actually anything happening between them. Neither of them clarify a thing, walking a very fine line between trolling and soft launching their relationship.

freakysniper

I shed a tear ❤️‍🩹