someone falls down, pick them up

TQ | 28 | she/her | an outlier adn should not be counted

[combatukulele]

this ad is going to kidnap me and chop off one of my limbs then let me go to live with the memories of what it's done to me

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[dailycatsblog]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[carolofthebell]

The lack of punctuation initially led me to assume that “christ menstruation” was a new irreverent way to refer to the way some denominations take the sacrament of communion monthly instead of weekly like others.

I was ready for some scathing inter-denominational reads but then I hit the word “pregnant” and had to reevaluate.

[muffinlance]

But going back to OP @batmanisagatewaydrug : there are ways to give your period the boot semi-permanently and safely!

Research options and talk with your doctor, but I haven't had a period in years thanks to my hormonal IUD. My kind is literally prescribed for heavy/painful periods as well as birth control.

Viva la fuck that bodily shit revolution!

How Long Does It Usually Take for Mirena to Stop Your Periods?

Mirena is a prescription IUD that affects periods in different ways. Find out what to expect from your periods using Mirena and signs it is

TL;DR: 20% of people stop their periods completely. Everyone else has the joy of having them at least dialed the fuck down, because it literally works by thinning the lining that sheds during your period.

I plan on offering my daughter the option for one of these immediately upon it becoming possible, because why SHOULD she have a period for the majority of her lifespan just because Biology Says So. Naw man, if she wants to unsubscribe from monthly issues I'm 110% behind her.

Also! It reduces some types of uterine cancer!

GET AN IUD YOU'LL THANK YOURSELF LATER

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

jesus god. this post has breached containment so hard people are explaining birth control to me (sex educator). unprecedented.

[admirationary]

Carly Rae Jepsen from her Call Me Maybe music video directed by Ben Knechtel (2012)

[targetedknowledge]

[beardedmrbean]

[traddykes]

u ever see urself post shower half dressed in panties and a shirt/pants and a bra with ur hair still messy and think to urself goddamn it is such a shame that there is no pervert in my house dragging me into bed by my hips right now

[claybird14]

Hey Dave, play that song I love

[humanoidhistory]

“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

[blackpyrefly]

fucking cringe

[snuv]

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Everytime We Touch” with every second beat removed

[paintchipblue]

Lyrics:

still ear oice en lee ext me

I ill eel utch in my dreams (y dreams)

give me weeks, I oh why,

out you hard to s-vive

every touch get feeling, every tiss air ah I

can’t you fart fast, want this ass, need ama ide

every touch feel atic, every tiss reach for I

can’t you heart glow, can let oh, want imy ife

*bass drops*

are are aah le, hard is guy

why ah ears at I cry

good and bad imes, een ooh all

you ake rise when I fall

every touch get feeling, every tiss air ah I

can’t you fart fast, want this ass, need ama ide

every touch feel atic, every tiss reach for I

can’t you heart glow, can let oh, want imy ife

*bass drop*

every touch get feeling, every tiss air ah I

can’t you fart fast, want this ass

need ama ide

[hierarchyproblem]

wow it really says can’t you fart fast want this ass

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[peekofhistory]

宋朝 - 裤子 - 裈, 袴 (1/2) Song Dynasty - Pants (1/2)

Pants were a popular garment to wear during the Song Dynasty, both as inner and outer wear for men and women. From artefacts currently discovered, there were 3 main types of pants:

1) Inner pants (close-crotched) (裈 (读鲲))

worn against the body

2 styles found: a) Half-pants (犊鼻裈/Dubikun) b) Full pants

can be worn by men and women

2) Outer pants (mostly open-crotched)（袴 (读库)）

worn layered over the inner pants

open-crotched version did not expose private area due to large amount of fabric and the way it draped around the hips

can be multi-layered for colder weather

can be worn by men and women

some even have foot straps (吊敦裤/Diaodunku)

Demo of how to wear open-crotch pants (1st part of video):

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[papayajuan2019]

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]