~Bastard Child~

She/they • Lesbian • Weeb alert

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[softwaring]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[dogpuppy]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

don't worry kitten daddy got it

[laterkiss]

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[dogpuppy]

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[markodragic]

I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

[markodragic]

like, the first time I ever saw this I laughed so hard I started choking on spit but it's just not the kind of thing you can share with the average person in your life. this world is so cruel

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

starting a collection

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[0fficelady]

Collection

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[frechbachs-2nd-child]

Phoebe Bridger’s harvests the global distress and despair when writing their albums, which is why the timeline for album releases occurs during objectively horrible years in the timeline. And let’s all say thank you for their ability to articulate devestation’s abstract sensations