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[alienwlw]

has this been done yet or

[thefriendlyneighborhoodcryptid]

Local family somehow fails every perception check.

[sergle]

me: i’m not sure about this outfit friend: you look fine let’s just go!! me:

[anxietyproblem]

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[princecarlton]

[bitchycode]

[fallinfor-youreyes]

Fred Andrews is the only consistently good character on Riverdale and that’s the tea

[theyellowbrickroad]

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

[theyellowbrickroad]

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

[galacticvii]

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[pukicho]

Wish I was the hulk

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[prettyandmean]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i admire and respect adam sandler because he’s shown that he’s capable of being in good movies, he just PREFERS to be in moronic shitty ones and that shows so much courage

[tayliberalsjwift]

Me: *eats a teeny tiny lil nibble of onion*

Onion: Your mouth will smell like me for the rest of your days. You fool. You fucking idiot.

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[catchymemes]

Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

[beagleshep]

THIS IS SO PURE

[unfortunate-waitress]