CONSUME

[deaconsbeacon]

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

me:

[tfw-adhd]

[favoritesticle]

Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?

[butchflirt]

Yes Absolutely

[mak-to-the-future]

i scribbled this out so fast this is such a funny concept

[fredbearlovespizza]

Holy fuck this is perfect

[quillandlantern]

Playing any game in the Bioshock triology: you now have an emotional attachment to this surrogate daughter

me: I thought this was a dieselpunk shooter

Bioshock: do u promise to love her

me: I don't think I'm your target demographic

Bioshock: YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOW IN MORTAL PERIL

me:

[steven-universe-au-prompts]

An AU where a gem's body is made completely of their gem, rather than of light

[millertastic]

[castaform]

THIS SIGNLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION, CLEARED MY SKIN AND TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

[flork-of-cows-official]

ultimate crunch

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

[grymmoires]

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

[grymmoires]

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

[paganinpurple]

It has been two years, man.

Two whole years

[scholarlypidgeot]

It’s only been two years????

[qwerty3714]

It’s now three

[fandomchaosposts]

*casually schedules this for the 4 year anniversary* also what do you mean it’s not even 4 years????

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

Yeah I way too many spares anyways

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

I have no idea who Peenythus is

[ametsunami]

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

[egghomicide-deactivated20230917]

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

[ametsunami]

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

[nyanbinyuri]

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[flork-of-cows-official]

thomas the cum engine

[flork-of-cows-official]

effort

[flork-of-cows-official]

dost thou even hoist

[flork-of-cows-official]

Fan comic

[wonkybone-deactivated20231121]

[shittymoviedetails]

Not many people know this, but Keanu Reeves has been secretly creating a John Cinematic Universe.