Behold! Fredbear!

Alright! Welcome to my blog for my fnaf au! I make art, fangames, I even rp a bit.

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I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE

[anoia]

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My favorite thing in FNAF 3 is this:

It’s a fucking hot dog. Everyday the Fright Guard comes in with a hot dog and a soda. Dude’s practically working in hell, he comes into work every day knowing there’s a high chance of him dying, and what does the fucker do? Swings by Circle K and picks up a hot dog then sits there eating it while an undead murder in a rabbit costume makes him hallucinate about a bunch of children’s animatronics. It’s obvious this guy gave up giving a fuck a long time ago. Dude clearly only cares about Springtrap because he’s interrupting his hot dog time.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

Jeremy: Oh look. She lives.

Me: I made you I can ignore you.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

//Well hi guys. I’ve been away.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

//I wonder what my security guards would name their Animal Crossing Towns.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

//Dang I haven’t been on in a wile. Having no wifi at home sucks.

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Jeremy was early to work as usually and Fritz stood talking to him as he sat in the office chair. Fritz had to go home so he turned and left the new employee to do his job.

Alastor stood their rubbing the back of his neck a bit the twenty something year old didn’t really know what he needed to do and looked at Jeremy.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Okay.” Fritz said coming back with the food. “Don’t leave this office at any point of the night, not even to use the bathroom. Also Jeremy is in charge. Don’t let any one die kid.” He said and left to lock up.

“Wait, me! In charge! Boss!” Jeremy screamed but slumped down in his chair once he realized Fritz wasn’t going to change his mind.

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Closed RP for freddy-freak-rejects

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

*Mike just shrugs nonchalantly*

Mike: Tried that once. I ended up looking like a skunk.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“I use the spray on stuff too.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: I guess that could work. They sell it around here?

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Yeah. I can show you.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Jeremy was early to work as usually and Fritz stood talking to him as he sat in the office chair. Fritz had to go home so he turned and left the new employee to do his job.

Alastor stood their rubbing the back of his neck a bit the twenty something year old didn’t really know what he needed to do and looked at Jeremy.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Hey.” Jeremy said giving a smile. “I’ve only worked one night so I don’t know if we work together or not.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

“I don’t know either they just started me and some other guy named Hugh today” he told Jeremy. Alastor wasn’t much of a talker around people really, but Hugh was.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“All I can say is do what Fritz says. He knows everything there is to know about this place.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Alastor was about to say something when someone tackled him screaming “ALASTOR!” really loud.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

Jeremy jumped out of the chair thinking it was a robot.

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

The male let out a sigh “Hugh, what in the hell are you doing?” Alastor asked him. Hugh just laughed still hugging him the whole time before looking over at Jeremy “Hi nice to meet you” he said to him.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

Jeremy sighed and sat back down. “I think my heart stopped.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Alastor gave a sigh and punch Hugh in the back of the head “sorry about him” he said.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“It’s okay. I’m just jumpy.” 

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Hugh just sat there rubbing his head.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Fritz is going to bring food like he normally dose so hope you’re hungry.

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Closed RP for freddy-freak-rejects

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

*Mike just shrugs nonchalantly*

Mike: Tried that once. I ended up looking like a skunk.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“I use the spray on stuff too.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Closed RP for freddy-freak-rejects

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: *Backing off a little* Good point. Okay, final question-how are you still alive? I thought the animatronics got you-at least, that’s what I heard on the message on my fourth night.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Oh yeah that..” He said and lifted up one side of his hair to show his right eye was glazed over and white.” You win some you loose some. And you pray for six o’clock.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

*Mike winces a little*

Mike: Ouch. 

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“They freeze up at six, and that message was prerecorded from when I worked your shift.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: Sheesh. And I thought I was the only one who got physically affected by that place. *Runs a hand through his prematurely gray hair*

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Hair dye works wonders.” He laughed.

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Jeremy was early to work as usually and Fritz stood talking to him as he sat in the office chair. Fritz had to go home so he turned and left the new employee to do his job.

Alastor stood their rubbing the back of his neck a bit the twenty something year old didn’t really know what he needed to do and looked at Jeremy.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Hey.” Jeremy said giving a smile. “I’ve only worked one night so I don’t know if we work together or not.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

“I don’t know either they just started me and some other guy named Hugh today” he told Jeremy. Alastor wasn’t much of a talker around people really, but Hugh was.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“All I can say is do what Fritz says. He knows everything there is to know about this place.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Alastor was about to say something when someone tackled him screaming “ALASTOR!” really loud.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

Jeremy jumped out of the chair thinking it was a robot.

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

The male let out a sigh “Hugh, what in the hell are you doing?” Alastor asked him. Hugh just laughed still hugging him the whole time before looking over at Jeremy “Hi nice to meet you” he said to him.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

Jeremy sighed and sat back down. “I think my heart stopped.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Alastor gave a sigh and punch Hugh in the back of the head “sorry about him” he said.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“It’s okay. I’m just jumpy.” 

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Closed RP for freddy-freak-rejects

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: *Backing off a little* Good point. Okay, final question-how are you still alive? I thought the animatronics got you-at least, that’s what I heard on the message on my fourth night.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Oh yeah that..” He said and lifted up one side of his hair to show his right eye was glazed over and white.” You win some you loose some. And you pray for six o’clock.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

*Mike winces a little*

Mike: Ouch. 

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“They freeze up at six, and that message was prerecorded from when I worked your shift.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Closed RP for freddy-freak-rejects

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: *Backing off a little* Good point. Okay, final question-how are you still alive? I thought the animatronics got you-at least, that’s what I heard on the message on my fourth night.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Oh yeah that..” He said and lifted up one side of his hair to show his right eye was glazed over and white.” You win some you loose some. And you pray for six o’clock.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Jeremy was early to work as usually and Fritz stood talking to him as he sat in the office chair. Fritz had to go home so he turned and left the new employee to do his job.

Alastor stood their rubbing the back of his neck a bit the twenty something year old didn’t really know what he needed to do and looked at Jeremy.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Hey.” Jeremy said giving a smile. “I’ve only worked one night so I don’t know if we work together or not.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

“I don’t know either they just started me and some other guy named Hugh today” he told Jeremy. Alastor wasn’t much of a talker around people really, but Hugh was.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“All I can say is do what Fritz says. He knows everything there is to know about this place.”

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

Alastor was about to say something when someone tackled him screaming “ALASTOR!” really loud.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

Jeremy jumped out of the chair thinking it was a robot.

[asksecurityofficermitchellandco]

The male let out a sigh “Hugh, what in the hell are you doing?” Alastor asked him. Hugh just laughed still hugging him the whole time before looking over at Jeremy “Hi nice to meet you” he said to him.

[freddy-freak-rejects]

Jeremy sighed and sat back down. “I think my heart stopped.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Closed RP for freddy-freak-rejects

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: I knew it. Okay then, second question. *Gets right in the other male’s face, whispering so that only he can hear him* How many night guards have died?

[freddy-freak-rejects]

He started to count them off on his fingers. “12 since this Freddy’s opened. Most quit after the first night.” He said and scratched the back of his head.

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: Twelve? How is the place still open?

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“People don’t know they die. We file a missing person report and I don’t know where the bodies go. I always guessed that’s why they keep so many suits in the back.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: People are being killed, and you’re just pretending that nothing happened? Well, whatever helps you sleep…

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“Don’t kill the messenger. I just work for them and you do too. Quit if you want. The only reason I stay is to warn people to quit.”

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Closed RP for freddy-freak-rejects

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: I knew it. Okay then, second question. *Gets right in the other male’s face, whispering so that only he can hear him* How many night guards have died?

[freddy-freak-rejects]

He started to count them off on his fingers. “12 since this Freddy’s opened. Most quit after the first night.” He said and scratched the back of his head.

[ask-the-night-guard-and-fox-boy]

Mike: Twelve? How is the place still open?

[freddy-freak-rejects]

“People don’t know they die. We file a missing person report and I don’t know where the bodies go. I always guessed that’s why they keep so many suits in the back.”