Whats Normal Anyway?

Hey there, I'm the one but not exactly the only, Fred Weasley. Hogwarts Alum, Brother to one, Cousin to many, Prankster Extraordinaire and owner of Weasley Wizard Wheezes. If you want to know anything else, Feel free to ask.

[fredweasleywheeze]

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[fredweasleywheeze]

[missgreeene-blog]

Angelina & George. 

Lost a brother. Lost a friend. Found each other. Forever.

[liam-davies]

Say that I did…what would it take to settle this feud?

[fredweasleywheeze]

Wear a sign around school that says “Fred is awesome”.

[badgerlily-blog]

❤ ☁ ●

Send ❤ for a loving text

[Text]: I miss you. You need to come back to Hogwarts like now! Or kidnap–no, don’t do that… just take me for a day! Please?!

Send ☁ for a hateful text

[Text]: You stole my candy. I know I said you could have some, but not all of it, Frederick! #rude

Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you

[Text]: Okay, but seriously Dom, I need to know why round pizzas are in square boxes!

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[emmaiscoote-deactivated20170617]

What do you mean why? You’re the least adultish adult I know and if you’re suffering then I don’t wanna grow up!

[fredweasleywheeze]

Thanks?

And who knows it may be different for you.

[chaserdom-deactivated20230705]

In a little over two months

[chaserdom-deactivated20230705]

Vic said she’s cut all my hair off if I told anyone before the article came out - I had no choice, man.

[fredweasleywheeze]

Its cool, you don’t have to apologize.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[slytherinjake-deactivated201605]

Maybe Ryder’s got a dark side and he’s just using an “alter ego” to make him seem all innocent.  Thought those Hufflepuffs were supposed to be trustworthy?  Steve did you say?  I don’t even know who that is.

[fredweasleywheeze]

You think that could be true? like he’s a sociopath or something? Maybe we should stage an intervention. I have no idea who Steve is either.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[badgerlily-blog]

You’re always welcome to use the fort in our common room!

[fredweasleywheeze]

Thanks, Lils.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[slytherinjake-deactivated201605]

That would be perfect.  He could still be Ryder and I wouldn’t want to tie him down during class.  Clone Ryder killed a dude?  SERIOUSLY?  HA!  Ryder’s got an evil twin.  That’s so great.  Hufflepuffs are so crazy.

[fredweasleywheeze]

Exactly. And yes, thats what I heard anyway. I’m not sure how true it is though.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[lunaxanya-deactivated20200217]

What a babe magnet.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I sense sarcasm.

[emmaiscoote-deactivated20170617]

I would like to announce,

That bad dreams are officially the worst thing ever. Also apologies all around to anyone in my dorm who I woke up. My bad.

[fredweasleywheeze]

What did you dream about? For me it usually depends on what I eat late at night before bed.

[divinelyethan]

In case you’re wondering why a student at the top of his Hogwarts class would willingly become Loki’s errand boy and spend all of his time grading papers when he could have become a cursebreaker at Gringott’s…so am I.

Why did I do this? The only thing of I’ve learned is several ways to keep forcefully thrown crystal balls from hitting students skulls. Professor Xavier should give me a raise for the amount of lawsuits I’ve saved him. What are your after Hogwarts plans? Do you need to be talked out of doing something monumentally stupid?

[fredweasleywheeze]

I always thought it was because you were kind of sweet on Loki. Any of us could have told how dumb that decision would have been.

[chaserdom-deactivated20230705]

In a little over two months

I’m going to be a maid of honor! Better yet, my sister’s gonna be married. As much as everyone’s gonna be really devastated that Teddy Lupin’s officially off the market, I’m pretty sure this wedding’s going to be another level of epic.

[fredweasleywheeze]

Well, that's definitely news. Nobody in this family ever tells me anything.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[slytherinjake-deactivated201605]

…wellllll…if he were calm and mellow I suppose he wouldn’t really be Ryder anymore then.  But, I’d feel a lot less likely to smack him…so I’m not sure which is better.  Don’t remind me of the clone thing.  One of him is too many.  A second, super creep version is horrid.  Imagine if clone Ryder had the energy of like the Joker.  Man, we’d all be in trouble.

[fredweasleywheeze]

Maybe if he could find a good medium between the hyperness and calmness. I have a feeling the clone thing already has the personality of the Joker, I heard he killed someone named Steve.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[lydiachang]

Call it a special skill. Maybe I’ll be the Human Migraine or something; do you think that’s a power they could teach me to expand on in powers class?

[fredweasleywheeze]

Maybe? I’m just not sure why you would want that though.

[fredweasleywheeze]

I’ve decided

[oliverhopkins]

Are going to go tell a 1st year that Santa doesn’t exist, too?

[fredweasleywheeze]

..... Santa doesn’t exist?