Redeemed.

I'm Amy. 29. Wifed up n'at.

[feministism]

[theoldness]

[oatisaeris]

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[onlytwitterpics]

[anxietyproblem]

[heavensghost]

Richard Kadrey

[sleepy-bebby]

Ducks.

Source: kkchenwei

[animusrox]

The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

[palehorsepalerider]

have i ever told you guys that my cat has a hole in her sock

[strangeparker]

[freefromrunning]

even on the happiest days, I still feel numb

[hikingnotes]

[urso2000andlate]

“dinner’s ready”

“there’s 5 minutes left can you set the table”

[untexting]

[fur24]

hey stranger things can happen

[optical-delusion]

BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS

[avocadz]

[teenagerposts]

““Thanks. It has pockets!””

— - every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)