jackoff of all trades

26 🩸 I like my men ugly and girly and pathetic ⚠️ THIS PAGE IS NOT SPOILER FREE FOR ANYTHING. PROCEED WITH CAUTION ⚠️

[freekymonstr]

New meet the artist who this

Therian Blog || Yume Blog

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[big-bad-r0n]

"Heavenly Sword blahblahblah..."

WHAT THE-!?!?!?!!!!????

[midasgutz]

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

[rickybabyboy]

stop?

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[freekymonstr]

He's so cute how he lays down while bouncing on stinkbrain

[freekymonstr]

i would like to show off my wokeframes in honor of pride

[freekymonstr]

Shh...shhh.... I know. I finally put clean sheets on the bed. Shh it's okay baby. You don't have to thank me

[yumefreeks]

OG image

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[my-epiphany]

if you're queer YOU HAVE to support contradictory labels i am no longer asking.

they do not do anything to harm you. the trans man that lives in Yemen doesn't care you don't think lesbian trans men cannot be possible.

lesbian man, mspec lesbian, gaybian, gay girl, and all of that doesn't need YOU to see them as possible to be able to exist. you cannot try to make yourself look good while policing people's identities

[yumefreeks]

Oh joyous day

[rockytheeridian]

(insp.)

[rockytheeridian]

#as a teacher myself he makes me ill#educating students is a beautiful wonderful thing @carhmel

[clownjuicebox]

"I asked chatgpt" okay well I asked Tumblr and- wait, one second- there's some new yaoi lore in the space fandom or something- oh my god is that Markiplier?

[trexiva]

"I asked chatgpt" yeah well I asked ryland grace. And he's. Actually kinda busy rn- I think he's making out with Markiplier.... But then I asked Rocky and he thinks you're lame as hell for not using your own noggin!

[freekymonstr]

You guys like my nokko :3 he's mossy

[warframestuff]

Nokko Agile Idle Animations (click for full size!)

[confusedwarframe]

Lo! Fungus be upon ye! finally finished this project. ALL 16 fungal friends you can find in the deepmines, now seen as fashion statements for Nokko! I wanna know which ones are your favorites!