Psychic Arjun

not so local odd-jobber and trainer. Fully equipped for any of your ESP related needs. Cephalopod fan. | follows from @terminally-twentyeight | broad unreality warning.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Yo, what's good, I'm new here.

My name is Arjun, and I'm from a lot of places. Born in Unova, moved to Galar when I was 13, and started traveling to other regions at 19. I'm 25 now, I'm 26 now, and staying in Hoenn for a while.

I'm planning on making it as a psychic type leader or elite 4 member somewhere, but I'm hitting my budget by battling and doing whatever you hire me to do. I'm like that one orange haired dude with the pink tie from that one anime. The hot one. Feel free to reach out if you need a consultation!

Here's my party!

Makara- Malamar

Kamadevi- Swoobat

Torta- Espathra

Mechazoid- Metagross

New addition! Chandra the Kirlia

//userbox by @enemylv1

//ooc under the cut.

oh hey, it's the secondary character to @hoennblackbeltassociation.

not to go too deep into spoiler territory, but this storyline is going to be about two young men who have a messy romantic history, but there's no real "bad guy" so to speak. However the level of romantic conflict is probably not going to be for everyone, and you might want to ignore this if you feel its getting too close for comfort. I don't even know what to tag it as, mild to moderate toxicity?

Mod is an adult

mystery gift on!

IC hate actively encouraged.

Pretty much everything is on except magic anons, but I could be convinced.

same rules apply as Nikhil's blog, but Arjun is much more of a flirt. He won't pair off with anyone else, but suggestive jokes and stuff are okay though.

mod and muse are adults.

last edited Mar 25, 2026

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Tucker still being a Fucker?

@suddenlyauntiemaya

always and forever. lots of pseudo psychological bullshit, calling me out for not being willing to try some new tactics, etcetera. dickhead in chief

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

you probably don't want to know if you do not already know

noted. no homestuck for me.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

homestuck hatefuck dynamic

what the hell is homestuck.

but yeah kinda I guess. dunno if he hates me even half as much as I hate him.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Regardless of everything else I feel about how the interactions with this fucker goes, I do like that I can kick tucker out of my bedroom.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

What the fuck dude, why would you say that shit?

bitchass says what?

when you step into a crowded room in the midst of a conversation, or even a one on one discussion, and rip ass on purpose, you don't get to act upset at people being mad at you.

if you hop on my blog when I'm talking about sports and how they'recool and fun, you need to be ready to be called a loser. you pulled the pin on the grenade, don't cry when it goes off.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

i mean. it is sportsball talk, we don't have to dignify it.

lmao loser talk, go watch steph dal highlights and suck a dick knowing you'd never be strong or skilled enough to pull off 1% of his shots dumbass.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Went for lunch with Rox and we were breaking down the matches we've seen and my experience with dynamaxing. People at the table over started doing the whole "sportsball" bit.

As much as sports nerds can get obnoxious about the whole deal, especially since it's the socially acceptable thing to be nerdy about, the only thing more annoying is being the person acting like you're better for not caring. Especially if you're acting like you're SMARTER omg fuck OFF.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

heard you only made it to the semifinals of your galar run. you act mighty confident given that you didn't even fight the then-champ.

??? Bitch??

semifinals of the finals tourney, so worst case scenario I was 4th out of the 640 best trainers that year.

i lost to leon in ***our*** debut season. So call me when somebody else beats him.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

By the way, I know we aren't talking about it, but you were a dick to brawly.

What, that's what you noticed? not me being a bitch to my ex?

I don't really care about him.

You told him to get his shit toether in public.

I'm his colleague, I need him to hold up to our standards.

Alright, sure, whatever.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

I just saw he was pink, curly haired, and battles like a conniving little shit, oh my fucking god.

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Did not expect this much discourse about a kid. Do these people not have better things to do?

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

it's cause people want any excuse to talk to me obvi~

or cause it's useful when kids fuck up, take your pick.

[sneasedtomeetyou]

#there's a right answer and an answer that would make me happy.

Choosing to believe people just want to talk to you that badly. Mainly because I don't wanna think about how much shit this kid must get on a daily basis if this is what bringing him up will do.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Galarian journalism is a circus, even more than you'd assume. Having someone around eager to do your bidding and easy to foist your mistakes onto is useful. you saw the bulshit in my inbox. I know parents willing to do a lot to raise a disposable tool.

So, for multiple reasons, I'm assuming everyone in my inbox has a massive crush on me instead.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Oh the kid absolutely deserved much better. Luckily he ended up with an awesome grandma figure when the fairy gym leader adored him on sight and took him under her wing to train him to take over for her eventually. Good for them!

pearl was nice, will say. she had a lot more energy when I fought her.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Oh, fancy man with his data plan. I'm leeching off fast food place wifi like a regular person

Where do you get your fast food, McFaraday's?

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

I just saw he was pink, curly haired, and battles like a conniving little shit, oh my fucking god.

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Did not expect this much discourse about a kid. Do these people not have better things to do?

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

it's cause people want any excuse to talk to me obvi~

or cause it's useful when kids fuck up, take your pick.

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

It's because Rose basically ensured he didn't get any legal repercussions, even if basically disowned him over it after taking care of that.

breaking, shithead trillionaire wants zero connection to their bad press (ward.)

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

Well excuse me for having shit internet, I'm not rich enough to have a stable connection

not stable enough for this piece of shit website?? are you using 2G?

[freelance-psychic-arjun]

I just saw he was pink, curly haired, and battles like a conniving little shit, oh my fucking god.