This is 100% @ticklefighthockey's fault - I take no responsibility for my actions. Here is the original video.
First of all this is all I had to work with to identify the truck (and I know about as much about trucks as I do about sea anemones):
But I can google image search with the best of them, and my forensic investigation reveals this is probably a Ford Super Duty. You can tell by that weird recessed badge thing.
Now while the overall height of the F250 is a known and easily comparable 81.3 inches (6ft9 or 206cm) our video does not show us the roof, so we have to work with the top of the wing mirror. This was much harder to find. The best I can come up with is this guess:
Unfortunately Geno slouches a little to avoid said wing mirror, but I think we can call it the top of his shoulder (or his special Sid snuggling spot):
This means we can now carefully and precisely calculate his true height using the power of mathematics, in which I have absolutely no qualifications:
Adding on one more head gets us to 205cm (ish) - a whopping 6ft9 - as tall as an F250, and wayyyyy taller than his official stats (6ft3).
But, what if he's been lying all this time to make Sid feel better?
I offer as possible proof:
(For reference, Putin is allegedly 5ft7 and may wear lifts, so this helps us not at all).
I ... am honestly not proud of this.
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