me.

Courage, dear heart.

[prisiidon]

Press Y to honk is now the new press F to pay respects

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

Nah its the direct opposite

[someweirdjew]

Press Y to pay disrespects

[someweirdjew]

[khe1]

soup is a potion

[mydogiswaycoolerthanme]

Its effect is +1 Soup to Stomach

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

Greta Thunberg

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

the inherent embarrassment of having interests

[xspiderfanx]

[vein]

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[minhos21]

[gundambarbatos]

Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

[jui-ci-fer]

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

[buzzfeed]

Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

[mammamia-kalokairidrift]

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again

[foxhack]

I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.

Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.

And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.

[libertybill]

Britney is the best.

[omghotmemes]

Jesus X-man Christ

[tracer-isms]

Holy shit

[shadows-and-starlight]

This is definitely blasphemy. *reblogs*

[catchymemes]

[arandomthot]

Advice to live by

[feraligatr]

[stimman4000]

mike pence says log off & suck some dick

[ruinpowder]

[valtsv]

bro stop using adblock youre scaring the hot single milfs in your area

[shikuuz-deactivated20200407]

but bro i don’t need any hot single milfs, i only need you

[valtsv]

😳 bro…

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

[tlirsgender]

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

[grimehands-deactivated20200111]

[darkersolstice]

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

[justketerthings]

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

[demonsgold]

yALL

[plaguedaddy420]

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?