he is a parody of himself
This is the most niche thing on the planet I can relate to. I used to work at the men’s store in town that he came to a lot and one time he came in chose a ton of clothes, left to get a haircut and grab cash on the way even though it was a massive purchase, then came back and just laid down on the rug and played with the owners dog while highschool me was fangirling so fucking hard (this was like a decade ago). This man had all his clothes out and ready to be bought but spent an extra 20 minutes baby talking to the service dog and asking me about college apps then tripped getting up and made a joke about being a professional athlete in a dangerous sport but almost breaking his jaw off the boutique desk
