baja blast MY asshole ?

[candyredterezii]

[mailorderfictionalcharacter]

people are still patriotic in 2020? grow up? do not ask for what you can do for your country but what human rights violations they are currently committing and why you should hate them. 

[catchymemes]

[fawnry]

[teuer]

[my-commc]

[squeakitties]

[sinkies]

well here’s baby

[princesstigerbelle]

WHAT IS THAT

[unclefather]

It’s baby

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gogomrbrown]

favorite sign

[doublehoeee7]

Aye that’s at my school

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[deathsdaisy]

I was a different person last year

[memegiver]

NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.

Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.

NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)

Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn’t advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.

NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?

ALien: Ummm, just like… operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?

NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)

[everythingfox]

Beach kittens

[helloitsbees]

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:..............slippry like dolphin

[tiktoks-we-like]

[samitch]

[incredifoehl]

this is the frat version of that sorority opening the gates of hell

[nouveauartpunk]

[rihannafenty]

[freesinning]

can you post a picture of your ass?

this is so bold