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this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

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this cannot be a real fortune i just got
me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕
this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up
pronouncing "Gucci" as "Gucky" to assert control in a society where I have none
if you're interested in experiencing the most undignified way of having a bad time ever devised, then look no further than having a body
unfortunately if you ever want to experience the most delightful sensations this world has to offer you will also need a body for that
we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh
imagine the guy who happens to discover the Mold That Heals You but unfortunately he’s part of the 10% of people who’s bodies turns it into the Mold That Kills You Harder
i think that sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches. lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. there are canyons. gullies and mountain cliffs. there are rainy days. dry spells and scorching blue skies. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats. that feeling slow today won't stop tomorrow's high tide. won't make july's blackberries any less ripe
Star Wars ass name
Assembling a team
"you better not be a large white yak in tibet when i get there"
my bovine ass:
top tip: if there's ever a lull in the conversation you can just start meowing
weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.
they should create a woman
Create your own woman. Be the change you want to see
okay! i'll try creating a woman
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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!
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Thats freaky.
I need my new mutuals to have fun
*twists-* fuck i mean *twonks-* fuck i mean *twunks-* fuck sorry i mean *twirls hair while giggling girlishly* come here often, hamson?