i wasnt born to be a skeleton

Lauren/ 18/ Cali/ Queen of Hell

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It’s been eight years since Obama was elected. With the hashtag #ObamaDay, people are celebrating his legacy and sharing their favorite moments from his two terms. Including the most epic FLOTUS Vine of all time.

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[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[c3po]

you an intellectual: literature

me a dumbass: book?

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[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for my amazing friends; all of whom i love dearly

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[dynastylnoire]

Well shit

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[dephus]

Some walks you have to take alone.

Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay (via ohteenscanrelate)

[woodmeat]

y'all ugly

Eye of the beholder my man

[woodmeat]

behold these nuts g

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[heavenlybrendon]

Brendon on Sarah’s Snapchat (10.2.2016)

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by Kristina Manchenko

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The Signs Texting

Starts a conversation then never replies: Sagittarius, Libra

Takes like 5 years to text back: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius

Reads your message but forgets to reply: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Leo

Starts a conversation and tries to make it last: Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio

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[straightboyfriend]

a vegan: hey me: ive collected some leaves & sticks for you as a snack