[tallaxia]

[jung-koook]

'SWIM' Official Teaser 2

[nerdyagere]

People hating on age regressors are funny like sorry you hate my childlike wonder I'm gonna keep shaking this toy because it makes a funny noise and take a sippy from my super cool mega awesome dino cup

[achillesinhighheels]

nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me

[kosmogrl]

screw nonchalance embrace being crazy and intense about everything

[junglejim4322]

Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?

[milf--adjacent]

Being single in your thirties gets you this too

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[wispsofwhimsy]

no no you’re on to something don’t leave this in the notes!

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[indiemagic]

I don’t even drink tea but i NEED these Van Gogh Tea Cups in my life... They even come with MATCHING SPOONS oh my goodness

[overcaffeinatedbookworm]

I need these but for coffee

[heartbhreak]

As someone obsessed with Van Gogh I have the whole set and they're truly mini masterpieces 🥺

If you want to throw Van Gogh Tea Parties you can get them HERE by the way! The full set was 160 bucks or you can get just one for 29 bucks

[daringharing]

YOU HAD ME AT MATCHING SPOONS

[yana125]

Friendly reminder:

Blacklist 'esc', 'esc 2021' and 'eurovision' if you don't want to see my reblogs tonight :)

[liagordon]

[juliusnovachrono]

prayer circle for the italians getting ready to be fucked by the esc jury votes this saturday

[satur-star]

[goodboydummy]

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

[gamzee-mackin-on-your-girl-blog]

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

[yougothenigo]

then there are these favs….  ;)

[justanotherfmablog-blog]

always reblog

[lumosinlove]

Um yes this is genius. 

[goodboydummy]

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

[gamzee-mackin-on-your-girl-blog]

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

[yougothenigo]

then there are these favs….  ;)

[justanotherfmablog-blog]

always reblog

[lumosinlove]

Um yes this is genius. 

[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[toastbutteregg]

ONE DAY LEFT?

[toastbutteregg]

only haters will say this is edited