[stigmata-oblongata]

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[bloodfeest]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[wallofgoats]

chigurheads seething over her position in the powerscale

[dominaharper]

Spoilers for Dresden Files Twelve Months without context.

[vinylespassion]

Partage de musique, vers 1972.

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[probablymoons]

"If It's Sex You're Looking For..." Designed by Judith Johnson for Hallmark, 1971. Archived from The Peculiar Manicule.

[mint-swirl]

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[yuppiesnpuppies]

How it feels

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[northirish]

All mutuals who understand my grand vision shall be entombed with me within my mausoleum if I ever happen to die

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[justprettygay]

Is your doctor an old man? It may be a threat

[skarchomp]

sometimes the killer in a columbo episode could probably defeat the murder charge in court due to lack of solid evidence, but they'd still need to hire a good lawyer and put the work in to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt they were innocent. richard kiley could just simply say that his wife installed this bathroom in their house and it'd be ruled as self-defense immediately.