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The number of times

Housemates have JUST avoided

My eau de fartlet

In a meeting room Colleague asks to use the space They'll get a surprise

Covered by a cough Comes a rumble from below Such indignity

So thrilling and loud I'm pleased by my lentil farts My partner is not

Sitting at my desk The cloud hovers around me I really don't learn

Ate too much cabbage From deep within my bowels Constant noxious gas

I can’t linger here Shopping trolley approaches Slink to the next aisle

Oh the agony Serious business meeting I need to let rip

Perhaps couch cushions Retain part of us with each Gastric emission

There is a great joy Farting anonymously Watching a concert

To cancel the sounds He has a white noise machine She farts quite loudly

Standing here waiting I debate sneaking one out I’ll probably get caught

She backed away but It’s trapped in her leggings and The damage is done

Delicate release Lights and music play a tune We've got the time

It explodes out with Forceful pride. Cubical toilets Leave nowhere to hide

There are frogs in here Aquafaba in cocktails Interesting choice

Seated at my desk I want to release some gas I am restricted

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