Eurovision Commentary but it's ✨French✨

[french-eurovision]

For what it's worth — and if it's somehow possible — I'll try my best to make this tumblr as "neutral" as possible. Yes I know there is a scandal going on. But I still don't have any opinion about it because I don't understand enough of the situation to take sides. And I fully believe that taking sides without fully understanding what's going on could be disastrous. Yes I also know that "not taking sides" could be just as bad. So, stuck between a rock and a hard place, I made this decision. You don't have to agree with it, it's okay. I love y'all anyway. Just know I won't be replying to anyone about this. Have a great night, no matter what you'll decide to do tonight <3

[french-eurovision]

Well this conclude tonigh event! See you next year — and I hope, with a better context

[french-eurovision]

"Well, 'we're all in this for the music', but according to the yells in the public, not everyone agrees"

—the french booth is nervously laughing

[french-eurovision]

Finally something went as expected with UK's and Germany's scores

[french-eurovision]

"Oh, what? Australia? Since when do they have affinities with Australia??"

—the french booth, who kept saying how ridiculous it is to vote by affinities, now regrets we don't have more affinities with other countries

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"Stop giving 12 points to Bulgaria, they don't need it anymore!"

—the french booth is vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass

[french-eurovision]

"12 points for us! We're improving our rank! *uncomfortable silence* Actually no, we're still 6th"

— the french booth sucks at maths

[french-eurovision]

"*the host removing her high heels* Oh look Stéphane, they look like us! Only you're the woman's height!"

—our french female commentator is TALL and our male commentator is gracefully accepting his roast

[french-eurovision]

Him: Only 5 points for France from Portugal..... Her: No that's good! Little by little! Him: *grumbling* Yeah yeah

—the rage is real in the french booth

[french-eurovision]

"*San Marino host singing in french* Oh so the 12 points are for France??? *points not going to France* Oh come on!"

—the french booth is seething

[french-eurovision]

Germany and UK have points??? What's going on?

[pizzapaj]

Alexander has not aged one day

[french-eurovision]

VERKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[french-eurovision]

"Oh I love him so much, I took a picture with him earlier. I dropped everything I had in my hands when I met him, I was so..."

—and one more crush for the french female commentator

[french-eurovision]

Him: Austria's song invites us to dance Her: Do you think he will be at the eurovision-nightclub later? Him: He's definitely a regular

—the rest of the night for the french booth is getting clearer and clearer

[french-eurovision]

Him: This is the only nightclub exclusively playing eurovision's songs Her: Will you take me there after the show?

—the french booth might be tilting into a different kind of night

[french-eurovision]

Him: Italy's singer is my favorite. And you know what, I'll stand by my bad taste Her: I get why you love them, if my grandmother was still alive, she would have loved them too Him: Well thank you so much I guess

—the age difference in the french booth is starting to show