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is anyone here old enough to remember when the white ninja died killing the overlord and covered the whole city in ice . my car was fucking ruined by the time it all thawed the ninja should pay me damages
a man died fighting an ancient evil to save all of our lives and you're complaining about a car
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dude I needed that car to get to work and feed my dog I had to take the bus for like a year before I could afford to get a new one. white ninja pay up
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To be fair last I checked the ninja don't have public funding. they probably couldn't pay up if they wanted to
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Wait actually? I thought they were paid by the cops or the royal family or something
❄️ zane-is-my-wife Follow
Nah they save our lives for free. If anything I think Borg should pay for your car since he's kinda the one who brought the overlord back in the first place
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you're right. I was a fool why didn't I go after the tech billionaire who probably has a thousand good lawyers to protect him from any lawsuits.
weren't the ninja teenagers back then
wait he DIED?? like actually???
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