euphoric

hey my name is emily and you're watching disney channel!!!!!! rising cancer + she/her

[peterparker]

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WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[thatsthat24]

I… I want Taylor Lautner… to be friends with me.

[walkingwithdragons]

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

[mysharona1987]

[biswals]

if you wanna date me you have to fight my 7 evil anxieties 

[laserclifford]

the worst thing ever is when you go to a concert and the support act is good as hell and you only start really liking them after the concert

[mizoguchi]

[weloveshortvideos]

[fauxfable]

this swan sounds like a rabid chihuahua what in the world i thought they were supposed to be chill and serene!!

[zorascreation]

Swans are dangerous. Pretty to look at. But do NOT approach. 

[africanaquarian]

all the water birds are assholes idk what their problem is

[capacity]

Me

[labella-instagram]

[thesouthernwind]

Erotic sculpture in the Glyptoteket museum in Copenhagen.

[outseek]

[musicstills]

“Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn’t mean she’s your soul mate.”

(500) Days of Summer

[allkillernofiller]

LOOOOOOK AT THESE PICS OF MY LIL DARLING

[mustardtigress]

Perfect Sakura

[peytonfulford]

[geopsych]

Happy May Day! Happy Beltane to those who celebrate it!

(apple blossoms)

[moldable]

[im-meanerthanmydemons]

Cuter than me