Hannah French

Hannah French Just an 20 yr old drummer girl “No pressure. No diamonds." *THIS IS AN RP BLOG, ITS FAKER THAN YOUR KNOCKOFF GUCCI PURSE*

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

You tell me to calm down, and then you threaten my drum set. Those two things are not mutually exclusive. Ever.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

It’ll be okay Brian. Stop being so uppity all the time.

Or do, you’re kinda hot when you’re mad.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

Did I fucking stutter?

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Calm down, Pretty Boy. We wouldn’t want someone to glue your cymbals together.

[thefirstmartin]

Yeah - uh - I guess. But - uh - people really like Chinese food.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

This is true.

[leslie-is]

I’m pretty sure that would be a disaster.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Possibly, but wasn’t he not actually allergic to anything? Isn’t that the whole point of the movie?

[ashertakesover]

Dude, I don’t really read much.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

You’re telling me you’ve never seen either version of the movie??

[starlightgray]

Fruit and lettuce, probably. And they might still have reactions. 

[frenchiebeats-blog]

On the bright side, they would never have to diet!

[thatgirl-ken]

And sometimes I’m sure they give you the normal stuff anyone because they’re being jerks. 

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Yeah, like when you ask for no onion or sour cream. 

And Taco Bell puts it on anyway.

[alicemosey]

Your brain must be a very funny place. 

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Oh man, you have no idea. I’m constantly biting my tongue in interviews because I don’t want to come off as a complete dingbat.

[scarlet-hayes]

I’ve seen the warning at Dairy Queen, and I basically just ignore it. You’re clearly a much nicer person than me for feeling sorry for them.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

It’s either that, or I like feeling sorry for people so my life seems better than theirs. But I like your idea more.

[lux-mccarthy]

Aren’t they supposed to anyway? A lot of places don’t list what’s actually in their food, even for allergies.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

You know, that makes sense. Best not chance dying.

[thefirstmartin]

I guess but - uh - who knows. I guess that - uh - some things can be compromised on, you know? The oil they use can’t change the taste that much.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

This is thousands of years of tradition Amy!!

I’m kidding. I have no other reason to protect peanut oil.

[leslie-is]

It is, it’s horrible for them. I had a friend in high school with a really bad allergy and she just had to avoid everything. She basically lived in a bubble. 

[frenchiebeats-blog]

All I’m imagining now is bubble boy managing to eat a peanut.

[ashertakesover]

All of the fucking above. I don’t know what that shit means, but I’m pretty sure there are people who could fix it.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Violet Beauregard? The girl who turns into a blueberry on Willy Wonka?!

[starlightgray]

It might be. But only if they’re also allergic to oranges. Imagine lactose intolerant vegetarians with peanut allergies.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Oh my god. That would be awful. What would they eat?? Fruit. That’s it. Just fruit.

[alicemosey]

You’d just have to pick one of the ones that will make it without. It’s just as good. I usually skip the peanut oil anyway. What brought up peanut allergies if you don’t have one?

[frenchiebeats-blog]

I don’t know, I have weird thoughts. Sometimes I voice them.

[thatgirl-ken]

I bet eating is really expensive with allergies. I live on cheap takeout.

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Oh my gosh! I didn’t even think about that. Or like the grumpy staff who think you’d just being picky.

[ashertakesover]

Man, I’d eat that shit anyway. People have epipens. 

[frenchiebeats-blog]

You are either way too dedicated to Chinese food, or just entirely too “hardcore”, you’ll swell up. End up like Violet Beauregard.