fuck you, pay me

Brian Ascher | 24 | Replacement Drummer "I'm Brian Ascher, and twenty bucks says I'm better than you."

[thatgirl-ken]

You just seem really stressed out.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

Do I?

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Calm down, Pretty Boy. We wouldn’t want someone to glue your cymbals together.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

You tell me to calm down, and then you threaten my drum set. Those two things are not mutually exclusive. Ever.

[alicemosey]

I guess we can. What do you want to talk about?

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

I don’t know, I just--... I need a drink.

[lux-mccarthy]

Yes? That’s not something new though. I could stop.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

You can be grinny, just away from me.

[leslie-is]

Yup. And this might surprise you, but usually people either give in or walk away so either way, my problem’s solved.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

Guess that’s my cue then.

[scarlet-hayes]

One of your main talents, actually.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

Fantastic. Are you gonna stop pointing out the obvious long enough for me to make some coffee without getting a migraine?

[frenchiebeats-blog]

Princess?!

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

Did I fucking stutter?

[thefirstmartin]

Yeah - uh - is that not okay?

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

It’s gonna exhaust itself pretty quickly.

[tylerwhat]

I mean, there are a lot of reasons why it could be taking so long. You know?

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

And yet I don’t care to hear any of them.

[jamie-parris]

I thought so. I thought it had been a long time since I had graced you with my presence.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

Well, you’re here, I’m graced. Door’s that way.

[starlightgray]

This is a very serious question, why did you go there?

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

It was quiet. I could get my head together.

[ashertakesover]

If they’re that bad at their shit, they probably fucking won’t. 

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

And the world will be better off.

[thatgirl-ken]

Well, that just sounds like a really bad time. Sorry you got bad service.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

It’s whatever; I’ll live.

[alicemosey]

Clearly it is if you’re this angry about it. 

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

Well, it’s not. I got the sandwich, I ate it, everything’s fine. Can we drop it?

[keithmuniz-deactivated20170719]

Sounds like that place needs to find some new employees!

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

I guess so. Though they’re gonna need a lot more than a Help Wanted sign if they want someone hired in that dump.

[lux-mccarthy]

You can explain, even if you’re insulting me, it might be nice to know how. 

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

God, are you always this ridiculously grinny?

[scarlet-hayes]

You’re a dick to everyone. Often without saying very much.

[thatdrummerbrian-blog]

One of my many talents.