yas bitch!

nada // i love to sleep

[bloomflowersbloom]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

who made this

[flowury]

5% human girl 95% caffeinated beverage

[frenchsfries]

juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--

romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

[beachhousevevo-deactivated20150]

Late but :-)

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[unclefather]

[natebynight]

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

[frenchsfries]

me writing a essay w word count: "simultaneously at the same time"

[quietorgasm-blog]

europeans on tumblr: “wë dô nöt håvë räcism iń êürœpë! amërïcå iš têrriblë!”

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

Aubrey Drake Graham more important than William Shakespeare

[peach--queen]

fuck whoever made this stupid ass post, you’re gonna tell me Drake can even spell iambic pentameter? get the fuck outta here with this

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

shakespeare died like a thousand years ago

please let go of his ancient nuts 

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

Meeting an alien for the first time

Me: spell icup

[goonbae-deactivated20210527]

he’s on to us..

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

[harryedward]

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

[johnl3m0n]

You fucking fucker

[harryedward]

Siri please get these nerds away from me

[furaffu-deactivated20180313]

can the united states just chill for one day

[hennypendergrass-deactivated201]

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

[dancingswithyou-deactivated2022]

No offense…….but Michael Clifford looks like a Halloween decoration 

[mixedwithzaynscum-blog]

A Halloween decoration I’d like to suck the dick off until it bled and then I’d drink up his blood just like I drank up his cum

[dancingswithyou-deactivated2022]