LockeZephyr

[lockezephyr]

Oh u think the outer gods are a joke do you? Wait until I tell

[lockezephyr]

"piss ur pants" is what I would say when I was a wizard

[lockezephyr]

books have far to many words for the likes of this lizard

[lockezephyr]

I cough on the toilet, shit in the bowl

[lockezephyr]

I ain't never seen a pink lemon

[lockezephyr]

Why don't things happen unless you either don't want them to or you make them happen?

this post isn't deep

I just wanna win the lottery

[lockezephyr]

some days you are grandma and some days you are the reindeer

[lockezephyr]

May you paint the sky red

And your undies brown

[lockezephyr]

Bert is short for Betrude

Inversely

Getrude is long for Gert

[lockezephyr]

If ye could pinch and roll ya skin like ya balls, woodja?

[glubbagardencane]

my shroom

[lockezephyr]

weed is a vegetable

[vrihedd]

Messmer The Impaler. I want to know everything about him 🫠

[thearsonistofarland]

What if Smough went to the Hazbin Hotel

[sacred-portal]

[witchiestwitch]

I only have eyes for one man

[trashfuckpopsuicide]

[lockezephyr]

Me