I run because I like to eat, not because it's good for me

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Things in Crystal Cove have become tough for the Scooby-Doo gang

[astrosoeur]

the signs and their downsides

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

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Leo: guilty as charged

[blackgirlsvevo]

me @ my skin : get ur shit together

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Me @ my skin: WE ARE NOT A SNAKE! We don’t need to shed

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2025081]

when i make a quality post but nobody reblogs it

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Me: Damn that post I made was brilliant!

Social media: no it wasn’t

Me making a post off the cuff a 3yr old would say

Social media: OMG that was brilliant!

Me realizing I need to act life he a 3yr old to get likes

[killerrk]

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F other people, wear WTF you want

[satansnotsobad-deactivated20200]

yall should reblog this with your zodiac sign and the color you associate with it in the tags

[30-minute-memes]

rns

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Boss: no lunch until you all shut up & listen

Me running around and taping everyone’s mouth shut

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

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My hair whenever there’s humidity

[sexandmanhattan]

Se02 Ep12

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Me talking to chocolate chip cookies

[binches-deactivated20220521]

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Me: same

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Me the day after having my hair professionally done

[grangerhermiones]

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I call it a fart, she calls it perfume, potato, potatoe

[chewbacca]

Broad City  |  2x10 - “St. Mark’s”

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Me walking down the street with my friend talking about her grandma’s passing when some random guy says: smile

[fuckthesharks]

[gravegospel]

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No, wait you don’t understand. 

That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE.

that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society.

Here she is.

The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe.

She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three.

Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck.

This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team.

I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING:

FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER. 

She had her own livestream to check in on her.

SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION

And so I know what you’re gonna say here.

Well… what happened to Jo, though.

Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted. 

And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI.

The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks. 

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

I’m beaming with shark pride and I ain’t even that big into hockey

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

@svartsvensk

[shinethewaythrough]

Didn’t a member of the team adopt her?

[snickerpip]

Yes! Patrick Marleau’s family adopted her so now she’s Jo Marleau :)

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Me: you can start from nothing and become something big

Husband: it’s a dumb cat

Me:

[ansonmount]

what was that?

dedicated to @zoebennson

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This right here is the answer to so many things #fragileego #tiny #narcisstic #ego #man

[brxnd--nxw]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

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Me in the middle of the night, 2 days after the disagreement: Damn! I should’ve said....

#duh #toolittletoolate #really

[lovefortv]

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When you meet someone new & your right side of your brain is like: she seems ok

Left side of brain: she’s a ho! I’m going to tell her