I’m Still Here

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(via 「思わず二度見する不思議さ…」タトゥー風の足を持つ猫:らばQ)

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somebody cut and pasted the wrong leg onto this cat

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MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

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the post that started it all

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oh god

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Never not reblogging.

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I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

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I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

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I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

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I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

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World Heritage Post

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Almost Halloween!

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HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DYING THAT MUCH HAIR 

HOW MUCH HAIR DYE WOULD YOU NEED 

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We are going to say it takes 3 containers for a foot of hair, along with the thickness of her hair. Takig in those that factor along with the fact that Rapunzel’s hair is approx. 70 feet (canonically), that makes 70 x 3 =

210

She would need 210 containers of hairdye.

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That’s a lot. Wonder how much it cost?

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Well hair die costs $6.99 at Walmart. Let’s round that up to $7.00. So multiply 210 containers by 7 dollars and you get $1,470.

It would cost her around $1,500 to die all her hair blue

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tumblr: solving the worlds problems one by one this is great

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Made new keychains for Clerks 💘

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Clerks: The Animated Series (Cartoon 2000) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Dante Hicks, Randal Graves (Clerks - Smith), Elias Grover Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Found Family, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobia, Religious Guilt, LGBTQ Characters, religious trauma, established Dante/Randal, Slightly Out Of Character, Coming Out, Dante and Randal basically adopt Elias, Dante Hicks is a tired dad Summary:

Elias just came out to his super religious parents and got kicked out so he calls his coworker, Dante Hicks for help.

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Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)

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HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

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the askewniverse but formatted as various reddit posts. such as dante in clerks 1 in relationshipadvice, holden posting in aita. you get the point

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r/relationship_advice

u/clerks_burn_in_hell • 5h ago

Split between my (22M) current girlfriend (23F) and my ex girlfriend (22F)

Throwaway because I don't want my friends or family finding this. Recently I have been in a dilemma. My old high school ex (let's call her C) has been calling me every night for the past few months about how she is finishing school soon, and is nervous to enter the work force. I've kind of been pining for her since we broke up in high school, despite my friend (22M) insisting she wasn't good for me just because she cheated on me a few times in high school.

Meanwhile my Girlfriend V has been pestering me to go back to school, no matter how many times I say that I don't want to talk about it right now. I love her, but she needs to understand that I just got comfortable in my job, and going back to school would just complicate things for me. It definitely doesn't help that I recently found out that V has sucked 37 dicks before me, and she never told me until just now! for context, I have only had sex with 12 different people.

Recently I found out that C is getting married through a post in the newspaper, but she claims she doesn't want to get married to him and instead wants to date me. She hid the fact she was getting married until just now to 'protect my feelings'. Anyway, i don't know what to do. Should I tell V I want to take a break and try things out with C, or should I stay dating V and tell C to go away??? Please advise.

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Comments

u/comicfan233 • 3h ago

V sounds like a total whore!!!!! definitely break up with her!!

↑ u/fanboywalt • 1h ago

You tell em Steve-Dave!!!!

↑ u/comicfan233 • 53m ago

Jesus Christ Walt, how many times have i told you to not use my full name on reddit.

u/Throwaway3714 • 1h ago

Your friend Randal seems right, you should listen to him!!!! he sounds very smart and attractive!!

↑ u/clerks_burn_in_hell (op) • 1h ago

??? how the hell do you know his name

u/Lesbianseatwhat • 34m ago

Give me C's number, i'll work it out for you.

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These screenshots are so low quality but shout out to Elias in Clerks 3. People don’t post about him as much (probably cuz he’s no longer ‘kawaii’ like he was in the first film (you’re still kawaii to me goth Elias))

AND SHOUTOUT TO BLOCKCHAIN TOO, LOVE THEM!!!!

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i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

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Health classes really ought to teach people what the beginning stages of addiction are like because a lot of people don’t realize they’re addicted to something until they’re years deep into it.

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The Clerklings get a beach episode ☀️🏖️🐚🍦

I like making them be friends :D

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I've fucked this sock in ways no sock has ever been fucked before

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badly

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"potentially mature content" get fucked tumblr