🏒📼🍓Jasper🍓📼🏒

i like stuff a lot they/them ★ autistic ★ 19

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Whole gang disgusted oooh ma gawddd no wayyayay

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I headcanon that Randal was legitimately trying to confess at the end of Clerks II but chickened out at the very last moment. Because ‘I assumed you felt about me the way I felt about you’ !!???!?!? He could see that Dante was having a minor panic when he said ‘I love you,’ so he had to backtrack and make the decision not to tell him. Because Dante’s so close having a ok life here in Jersey, with Becky and the QuickStop and most importantly, Randal still being a part of it. If he confesses, he risks scaring Dante away. Even if he didn’t physically leave, you know he would panic and emotionally distance himself. And Randal would rather have Dante in his life and feel the pain of never having him then have Dante leave forever

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Hi. *bigs my eyes at you* *bigs my eyes at you* *bigs my

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I like how in the Kevin Smith Secret Stash book, clerks is described as ‘really, a love story between two guys who aren’t ever going to fuck’

As well as the little overview of Clerks written for the Sundance festival, where there is a bit that states ‘But this bunch of lonely, horny folk also have a sweetness about them. Like everybody else, they’re lookin' for love — or some human contact, at least— and the yearning just beneath their foul-mouthed way-coolness is touching.’ Hmm. I wonder what foul-mouthed, way-cool character in clerks could possibly be yearning.🤔

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Today I drew Randante as the Tv Girl ‘Who Even Cares’ Album cover!

The lyrics are from ‘Till You Tell Me To Leave’ from said album 💖💙

[fern3031]

Im coming out as the one @imeatingit tfem elias comic anon, ive had this idea 4ever

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Fanart of @eddsworlddotfeels design of cat Dante because I actually can’t stop thinking about it , I keep opening my phone to stare at the og image I love it so much

Also bad rotoscope gif

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☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ Small domestic Randante thingies ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

because I love them so much

Early mornings when Randal’s sarcasm hasn’t fully loaded yet so he’s just all cute and sleepy. Maybe Dante gets called into work on his day off and he tries to wake Randal but he’s just like “nnoooooo, tell them to go fuck themselves and come back to bed.” and paws lazily at Dante. This is one of the only scenarios where Dante allows himself to actually call out.

Randal wearing Dante’s sweater oughhhh. And he finds himself sniffing it through the day because it just smells so much like Dante. Before they started dating, Randal borrowed one of Dante’s sweaters and just… never gave it back. Straight up gaslighting Dante that ‘oh you must have lost it or something’ when he knows damn well it’s folded neatly underneath his pillow.

Randal falling asleep on Dante’s shoulder while they’re watching a movie late at night and Dante just kind of freezes. Eventually he falls asleep too (and proceeds to complain about how his back hurts for the entire next day.)

Dante attempting to cook dinner for both of them but they get so engrossed in one of Randal’s weird hypotheticals that the food burns. They both blame each other but end up ordering takeout.

Arguing over which movie to watch for like an hour.

Dante being annoyed at Randal and Randal’s just like ‘you know you love me’ awww

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AT THE END OF EVERYTHING / HOLD ONTO ANYTHING 🌌✨📼🏒

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Unnecessary post-clerks-3 angst comic I made! 👀👀

This is based on the running joke (that i really don’t like) in the two comics post clerks 3 and a bit in the actual movie that Jay and Silent Bob don’t really remember Dante or think he moved away to Florida. I put those comic panels that inspired this under the cut along with fun statistics about the making of this comic.

But enjoy 6 whole pages of angst! (Warning for a lil violence (just a fist fight, nothing serious 🫯)

Apologies if this looks like one of those crappy sad loud house arts, I’m lowkey a chud

Here’s those two comic panels which are from the marvel comic and Archie comic respectively. Anyway I thought ‘bro, Randal should beat the hell out of Jay for that honestly’ and then I drew it!

Anyway fun stats time

The entire comic took approximately 16 hours to draw with an average of 2.6 hours per page!

The page that took the longest was the first one for some reason, it took 4 hours!!

But anyway I drew this over the course of like 3 days because I’m actually a chud and don’t really have anything else to do with my time

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Randal Graves with oral fixation send tweet.

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Why’s Randal looking at Dante so freaking tenderly in this scene awwww. His ass is NOT listening.

[jollygreengiantveggies]

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I am very proud of this animation yay ! I also really like this style of low frame rate but a bit more detail- I’ll have to animate in it more!

[fern3031]

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I made a Moldy Randal to go with my Moldy Dante and took them to the zoo !!! Wonderful day!!!

Moldy Randal was too ugly so I fed him to the tiger

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WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL DUDE. KEVIN SMITH IM GOING TO KILL YOU. HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS UNTIL TODAY. THIS IS ACTUALLY LIKE ???? CANON?? HUH?!? ITS FROM THE MALLRATS COMPANION BOOK WHICH I SEARCHED FOR A PDF VERSION FOR LIKE 4 HOURS TODAY CUZ ITS REALLY RARE OR SOME BULLCRAP (shout out to @wholedayof for ending my suffering and just sending me this screenshot) BUT WHAT.?l