FRESHBORN

Michael 23 Perth

[freshborn]

Just found my old phone thats still logged on to here and holy shit some of you are still here

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[effington]

Is this the least relatable tweet of all time? You decide.

[jjsupremacy-deactivated20230913]

Every “quirky” tumblr post

Do sexual act with me then do nonsexual act with me

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[eoile-deactivated20160716]

shove your cock in me and then take me to see the imax 3D screening of ratatouille

[epic-humor]

[freshborn]

Have a photo of my head because i don't post much on here anymore and you've probably forgotten who i am.

[tiredgaywerewolf-blog]

Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet

Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine

[fagflow]

[xxxtictacion]

SAVE ME

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

barber: what you want

this guy: give me the elder scrolls oblivion tavern keeper 

barber: say no more 

[peperomint-deactivated20160104]

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

[mugglesofficial]

call out post to Nasa

why arent u exploring the ocean its literally right underneath us ?? u can send a robot a million miles into space looking for aliens but not into the giant void that takes up the majority of the earth we live on?? please i am scared

[stillhereunfortunately]

how problematic that the national aeronautics and space administration doesnt deal with anything other than aeronautics and space

[gifsboom]

Stacking boxes. 

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[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

each one of those boxes is ten tonnes and this is the strongest man in the world. he’s not getting paid to do this he’s showing off because he’s also the worlds biggest asshole motherfucker piece of shit fuck you

[xrosslion-deactivated20200812]

When you catch your Emo Girlfriend texting “Rawrrrrr xD” to other niggas

[cosmic-noir]

DELETE THIS

[inthosejeansmp3-deactivated2018]

:(

[blackumi]

Omg

[probablyinyourfandom]

@unknown63500 me

[fasterfood]

“ur fly is down” i say to my friend. he looks at his zipper, but i was actually referring to his pet fly. it seemed pretty upset

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

why are there waiting lists for preschools!!! babies are so small!! 800 could fit in one room just stack them 

[flopkween]

me when I see 2 homophobic southerners in a relationship

so… whos the cousin in the relationship

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

please you’re killing it put it back in the water