Freudian Slip 'N Slide @freudianslipnslide - Tumblr Blog

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

maidthings

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

unalivejournal

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

notchie

I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD

pearltiare

Vintage Lavender Glass Vistosi Murano Disc Chandelier, Italy, circa 1980s via Space & Chrome

iluvdykes-deactivated20251123

i'm sexually interested in whatever's wrong with you

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

crowboy-bebop

oh my fucking god

redstonedust

nobody numa numas like they used to

redstonedust

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

cryptotheism

I just felt someone Z-target me

search-queery

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

oldjewelryfeed

Vintage Angel Skin Coral Grapes Brooch

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage