All of time and space

[zannolin]

Mood

[wilwheaton]

[thechanelmuse]

[moeeskeekin]

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

[kofukune]

@wolfthedragon

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

[shut-up-hippie]

Today is a Jewish holiday! 

[criticaldigitalmedia]

Meet the woman who put 50 million stolen articles online so you can read them for free

Alexandra Elbakyan is a highbrow pirate in hiding. The 27-year-old graduate student from Kazakhstan is operating a searchable online database of nearly 50 million stolen scholarly journal articles, shattering the $10 billion-per-year paywall of academic publishers.

[mobius-ofc]

Hero

[frosty3thefrostening]

Kazakhstan setting a new standard in digital piracy is the least surprising thing I’ve seen this week

[ukrainianliteratureforlife-deac]

Bruh, i can assure you that 95% of people in former Soviet republics are taking part in digital piracy in one way or another, so your reaction should be “As expected of them”)

Btw Am I the only one who thought she was Russian?

[systlin]

Incidentally, the Midwest of the USA all owe Ukranian hackers a great deal for hacking that bullshit proprietary John Deere software to let people actually fix their own tractors.

Thanks y’all we owe you one. Drinks are on us if you ever find yourselves in the Midwest.

[jaywrites]

Mental image of a random slav walking into a bar in the midwest and saying ‘I hack tractors’

[systlin]

Fuck good enough for me. Put his tab on mine.

[dsmsix]

"But if Helen of Troy was raped by violence and illegally assaulted and unjustly insulted, it is clear that the raper, as the insulter, did the wronging, and the raped, as the insulted, did the suffering."

-Gorgias, C. 414 BC

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[bafy-usy-deactivated20251128]

➥ “The Consultant”

Walter Bishop the biggest Polivia Shipper.

[veronicaneptunes]

Life is but a dream.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[pushthemovement]

[onlytwitterpics]

[nocoolname123]

History memes…because I’m a nerd. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

To be honest, if Jesus showed up he’d be a brown-skinned semitic-looking fella so they would probably just ask him for his birth certificate

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

it’s like a time capsule from hell 

[renamok]

There we go!

[fringelawyer]

Notable Fringe Expositions

Walter in Over There Part 2 (2.22)

I’ve lost … seventeen years in a mental institution, William.  Seventeen years!

And even now, I’m …  I’m still incomplete.

I forget things—names, places, connections that I used to be able to make so easily.  They just . . . they just dangle, just outside of my reach.

I know what you did to me.  I know that you cut out pieces of my brain.

What kind of man could do that?  You robbed me of my memories of my wife, of my son, of my past!

[oomshi]

[xeppeli]

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.