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Oh no.
Oh, you motherfuckers. You did not. You did not just do that.
FUCK. FINE, ALRIGHT, I’LL TRANSLATE IT
B I T C H
Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000
“Though unfortunate it happened, nobody got hurt and we now own an unofficial world record for the largest dice roll in history!”
concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit
woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something
woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody
half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas
does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?
“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”
Been away from Tumblr for a long time, but I just figured I'd come back to share these: My hand made Chelsea's!
I'm currently in my second year of the study Shoe Development. A study where I learn how to make shoes by hand, design them, development, and repair.
✨🖤🔮🖤✨ More of a bold outfit this time! I'm kind of just searching through my closet and putting things together that I could wear from the moment I don't give a fuck anymore and go for it. I absolutely love how this black velvet shirt and maxiskirt go together with the corset. It looks so spooky✨ - - Necklace from my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/shop/SushiPandaShop
Wishing you a spooktastic season!
Got my first mechanical keyboard~ my brother (who is a game programming/photography/film/mechanical keyboard nerd) is going to leave after summer to study film abroad. As a goodbye gift he figured out what my favorite key were, what colours I liked and managed to put this together for me. I absolutely love it. From the vaporwave colours to the green switches to the light-up keys with faces. I've got the best brother I could wish for.
“Before I left the ranch I found myself sleeping most nights in this here grotto. I’d fill it up of phosphor slimes and watch them dance in the dark. Drifting off, I’d pretend I was drifting in a sea of stars, across the limitless black of space. It’s funny how when you dream, you sure become a sucker for the impossible. Every time I woke to find myself back in the grotto I’d feel a little sadness. But then it was back to work. There was always something that needed doing. -H”