Blue Cat's shitposts

Greetings. Call me Blue Cat. I'm a multifandom trash and a god of crossovers. If something exists, I can crossover it.

[prose-n-scripts]

concurrent events

[grimalditeuthis]

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

[blue-cat-shitposts]

The Hadestown Grindset™

[maybeexistent]

Man. I sure do occasionally enjoy Up and Adam. He’s surely one of the characters in Camp Here and There.

[maybeexistent]

At this point I’m gonna start replacing regular phrases with CHNT themed ones instead. ‘It’s neither here nor there?’ How about ‘It’s neither camp nor here nor there’. ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys?’ No. It’s now ‘Not your body, not my temple.’

[fictitiouslysane]

[longlegswithboy]

A fever

is just the body imitating infernal heat to drive away spirits of illness.

[real-language-facts]

there are these things called "adverbs". nobody has seen one and lived to tell the tale

[blue-cat-shitposts]

@longlegswithboy

[longlegswithboy]

ADVERBS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

[blue-cat-shitposts]

But how did they kill her? Quickly? Painfully? Horrifyingly? Gently? Lovingly? Cautiously? Furiously? You'll never know if you deny the importance of their involvement

[silverbadger35]

This is the second time Moc fuck Weepe haunts a memory. I don’t like this pattern

[fish-o-cola]

Two sides of the same interaction:

Midst S2E13: Spahr flings the doors open and orders the medic inside

Unend S3E5: the Prime Consector crashes through the doors and gasps at Rawfield

[to-orrr]

cats 🌸

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[drawnsnake]

I don't know what to start with. That this is the first thing I've remotely gotten close to finishing since I posted last, or that this is literally based on a YTP, or that I didn't even bother with blending and just went flat out child-with-crayons mode (as you can tell).

[from-my-linguistics-textbook]

fjsal;fjsjfk;sa all I wanted was to find a publication by Paul Postal and here is what I find upon searching his name

[miklep]

as a blogwarming post, here's my favorite figure i ever stumbled across in a linguistics paper:

it's the only one in the whole paper and its on page 2, so i choose to believe this was malicious compliance to some review asking for diagrams

[from-my-linguistics-textbook]

this schema is so profound...

[annikathewitch]

From my Introductory Syntax textbook.

[blue-cat-shitposts]

@dear-nyu if they were to write anything about linguistics XD

[from-my-linguistics-textbook]

nice try but you can't stop me