Blue Cat's shitposts

Greetings. Call me Blue Cat. I'm a multifandom trash and a god of crossovers. If something exists, I can crossover it.

[chartedterritory]

Third Person makes all narrative decisions based on how much it will make me cry.

[ariadne-mouse]

Merlin: It's like I'm inhabiting a dead body! You couldn't understand

Dot, who is dead:

[blueskittlesart]

single mother of 6 chara dreemurr

(context)

[blueskittlesart]

everyone lives AU in which, 10 years or so after chara first falls into the underground, reports begin to surface of another human roaming the ruins... and of course prince asriel can't leave well enough alone.

(bonus: their respective punishments)

[inorganicbuttermuffin09]

dst➡️silksong

[prose-n-scripts]

concurrent events

[grimalditeuthis]

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

[blue-cat-shitposts]

The Hadestown Grindset™

[maybeexistent]

Man. I sure do occasionally enjoy Up and Adam. He’s surely one of the characters in Camp Here and There.

[maybeexistent]

At this point I’m gonna start replacing regular phrases with CHNT themed ones instead. ‘It’s neither here nor there?’ How about ‘It’s neither camp nor here nor there’. ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys?’ No. It’s now ‘Not your body, not my temple.’

[fictitiouslysane]

[longlegswithboy]

A fever

is just the body imitating infernal heat to drive away spirits of illness.

[real-language-facts]

there are these things called "adverbs". nobody has seen one and lived to tell the tale

[blue-cat-shitposts]

@longlegswithboy

[longlegswithboy]

ADVERBS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

[blue-cat-shitposts]

But how did they kill her? Quickly? Painfully? Horrifyingly? Gently? Lovingly? Cautiously? Furiously? You'll never know if you deny the importance of their involvement

[silverbadger35]

This is the second time Moc fuck Weepe haunts a memory. I don’t like this pattern

[fish-o-cola]

Two sides of the same interaction:

Midst S2E13: Spahr flings the doors open and orders the medic inside

Unend S3E5: the Prime Consector crashes through the doors and gasps at Rawfield

[to-orrr]

cats 🌸

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓