heavy metal broke my heart

  ❝ sometimes, i sit alone under the stars and think of the galaxies inside my heart, and truly wonder if anyone will ever want to make sense of all that i am. ❞  

[harry-bye-blog1]

They do?

[frgabriella]

Yeah, they do. What kind of monster tortillas have you been eating?

[hi-amelia]

Nope, no way.

[frgabriella]

I'm gonna start crying.

[hi-amelia]

But I don’t wanna.

[frgabriella]

Take. It. Back. Last chance.

[hi-amelia]

No thanks.

[frgabriella]

What? How rude. Take that back.

[evanwhat-deactivated20150904]

How do you even know this? Have you tried?

[frgabriella]

I just do. I'm the guru of copyright. Do not question me, pun boy.

[harry-bye-blog1]

A tortilla?

[frgabriella]

What? No. Tortillas have cheese.

[bridgenoah-deactivated20150123]

Well, I’m freezing and starving, and I may be losing my mind, but other than that nothing at all!

[frgabriella]

A deadly combination. Maybe you'll show up on I Survived. Losing your mind? Must be hard. I think. 

[ryker--styles]

Are you sure? I don’t ever wanna be like, rude? I’m glad you’re so sweet. Curly fries? I’m doing very well, thank you.

[frgabriella]

Yeah, 'course. I don't think you can be rude, you're not giving off a rude impression, so that's cool. Yeah, curly fries. 'Cause of your hair? It has the curls and - you know.

[ofbenjcmin-blog]

It just means that you’re a soon-to-be-lesbian in a women’s prison, and you’re a lil’ bit psychotic. No biggie.

[frgabriella]

That is the strangest thing I have ever heard and we need to get you a therapist, stat.

[harry-bye-blog1]

Uh… no.

[frgabriella]

No? No? What's a burrito without cheese?

[evanwhat-deactivated20150904]

Ya really think so? That’s pretty fucked up. You’d think the least Oprah could do is let someone use her name.

[frgabriella]

Nope. Copyright. Can't use her name in anything or else you'll go to jail.

[ryker--styles]

Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude? Can I make it up to you? Oh, uh, Can I ask how you are?

[frgabriella]

What? No, dude. I was kidding. Chill yourself. Are you chilling? Good. I'm sweet. Sweeter than sweet. The sweetest. How are you, curly fries?

[bridgenoah-deactivated20150123]

I’ll pass, but I’m kind of freaking out right now!

[frgabriella]

Why would you - oh! Oh. Wow. Would you look at that? 'Sup.

[harry-bye-blog1]

It’s pretty cold I’d say. Have myself in a burrito already.

[frgabriella]

You have yourself in a burrito? ... Does it come with cheese?

[ofbenjcmin-blog]

… You’re Pensatucky, aren’t you?

[frgabriella]

I have no idea what that means but I'm gonna say yes.

[evanwhat-deactivated20150904]

Shit…I didn’t think about that. Maybe I’ll just name it Oprah or something. No offense to her, obviously. I just think it’d be cool.

[frgabriella]

Oprah? You'd probably get copyrighted. Hashtag name stealer and stuff.

[ryker--styles]

No thank you, darling. I’d be happy to talk about anything else, however?

[frgabriella]

Wow, rude. Kind of. You did call me darling so you get un-rude pointers for that. Is there anything else to talk about? I don't think so.