Tokyo Revengers 🔫

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Mikey: how do tall people sleep? Wouldn’t their feet go right past the blanket?

Draken: Mikey it’s three in the morning

Mikey: can’t sleep?

Draken:

Mikey: is it the blanket?

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Mikey: we lost Baji

Chifuyu: don’t worry, I got this

Chifuyu: TELL ME WHY

Baji: *yells from a distance* AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

Chifuyu: Found him

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Rindou: *seductively takes off his glasses*

Rindou: wow you’re really blurry

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Takemichi: wow I’m so happy and I’m having such a good day

Takemichi:

Takemichi: something is wrong

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Draken: you have to understand, Mikey had a very terrible childhood.

Takemichi: I understand. I’m having a terrible childhood right now.

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Someone: is Chifuyu dead or sleeping?

Baji: hopefully dead, he was irritating me

Someone: yeah, I know right?

Baji:

Baji: First of all, who the hell do you think you are—

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Luna: I can’t sleep there’s a monster under my bed

Mitsuya: don’t be silly there’s no such thing as— OH NO ITS BITING MY ARM OFF

Luna: WHAT??!

Mitsuya: just kidding

Luna: *sighs in relief*

Mitsuya: he only eats little kids. Goodnight!

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Kisaki to Hanma: so, you got kicked out of the movies. What for?

Hanma: I was yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic

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Takemichi: [pouring orange juice into his cereal]

Mitsuya: do you take constructive criticism?

Takemichi: not without crying

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Mikey: it’s not illegal

Police officer looking into Mikey’s trunk full of Dorayaki: it’s just… there’s so much-

Mikey: but it’s not illegal

Police officer:

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Mitsuya: there are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Draken: have everyone stand

Takemichi: bring three more chairs

Kisaki: the best seven of the lot sit down.

Hanma: kill three

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Chifuyu: hey Takemichi, I need some dating advice.

Takemichi: just because I’m dating Hinata doesn’t mean I know how I did it

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Hinata: I have a bad feeling about this..

Takemichi: what do you mean?

Hinata: don’t you ever get a small voice inside your head telling you something is going to get you in trouble?

Takemichi: no ?

Hinata: tha..

Hinata: that explains so much

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Chifuyu: be careful with the onions, they can make you cry

Baji: NOT IF I MAKE THEM CRY FIRST

Baji: *stabs onion*

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Takemichi: you’re ignoring all your problems

Mikey: yeah I know

Takemichi: you know that’s not a healthy coping mechanism?

Mikey: yeah I’m kind of ignoring that too